1 00:00:06,073 --> 00:00:08,475 Today's the biggest day of your life, babe. 2 00:00:08,576 --> 00:00:10,612 Don't get too high. 3 00:00:10,712 --> 00:00:13,280 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:13,380 --> 00:00:16,016 ♪ I wrote a letter to myself ♪ 5 00:00:16,116 --> 00:00:17,384 ♪ In the form of a song ♪ 6 00:00:17,484 --> 00:00:19,954 ♪ I can play when the Sun shines ♪ 7 00:00:20,053 --> 00:00:23,423 ♪ I know better than to trust anything ♪ 8 00:00:23,525 --> 00:00:26,661 ♪ That I say to myself when I'm this high ♪ 9 00:00:26,761 --> 00:00:29,697 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 10 00:00:29,797 --> 00:00:33,001 ♪ ♪ 11 00:00:33,100 --> 00:00:36,336 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 12 00:00:36,436 --> 00:00:38,573 ♪ ♪ 13 00:00:38,673 --> 00:00:42,142 ♪ I just did a interview with my eyes closed, Motherfucker ♪ 14 00:00:42,242 --> 00:00:45,112 ♪ I just smoked a blunt It looked like pyro ♪ 15 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:48,950 ♪ Only comments I see are the bad ones, yeah yeah ♪ 16 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:51,285 ♪ Only playlists I like are the sad ones ♪ 17 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:53,162 ♪ I let the medicine in I know it don't help in the end ♪ 18 00:00:53,186 --> 00:00:54,789 ♪ But I got depression again ♪ 19 00:00:54,889 --> 00:00:56,934 ♪ I had a meeting at seven, I skipped it and slept in ♪ 20 00:00:56,958 --> 00:00:58,258 ♪ And woke up at 7:00 P.M. ♪ 21 00:00:58,358 --> 00:00:59,469 ♪ I cut my hair off like Britney ♪ 22 00:00:59,493 --> 00:01:01,061 ♪ Sprinkle dust like a pixie ♪ 23 00:01:01,161 --> 00:01:02,564 ♪ Wipe my nose like it's itchy ♪ 24 00:01:02,664 --> 00:01:04,164 ♪ I'm tatted up ♪ 25 00:01:04,264 --> 00:01:05,265 ♪ I don't give a fuck ♪ 26 00:01:05,365 --> 00:01:08,770 ♪ Hey hey hey hey ♪ 27 00:01:08,870 --> 00:01:12,040 ♪ ♪ 28 00:01:12,139 --> 00:01:15,375 ♪ Hey hey hey hey ♪ 29 00:01:15,475 --> 00:01:19,647 ♪ ♪ 30 00:01:28,623 --> 00:01:31,425 London: God, why is anyone up this early? 31 00:01:32,894 --> 00:01:34,494 Who's texting me? 32 00:01:34,596 --> 00:01:36,463 Oh, it's Apple. 33 00:01:36,564 --> 00:01:38,032 I wish I didn't have to do this... 34 00:01:38,131 --> 00:01:39,968 Good mourning with a u? 35 00:01:40,068 --> 00:01:41,869 What the fuck? 36 00:01:43,004 --> 00:01:44,806 Weird. 37 00:01:46,406 --> 00:01:49,443 Woman: Hi, it's Apple, leave me a message. 38 00:01:49,544 --> 00:01:51,211 Uh, hi. 39 00:01:51,311 --> 00:01:55,016 I'm a little confused, could you call me back? 40 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,884 Okay? I love you. 41 00:01:56,985 --> 00:02:01,488 Right, so I haven't left a voicemail in like five years 42 00:02:01,589 --> 00:02:03,791 and why did she spell "mourning" like that? 43 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:08,128 A time of sadness because of a loss. 44 00:02:08,228 --> 00:02:10,598 What the fuck? 45 00:02:10,698 --> 00:02:13,333 ♪ ♪ 46 00:02:13,433 --> 00:02:15,036 Well, today should be interesting. 47 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:16,604 ♪ ♪ 48 00:02:16,704 --> 00:02:17,605 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 49 00:02:17,705 --> 00:02:19,040 ♪ All right! ♪ 50 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:21,809 ♪ Good Mourning, Good Mourning, Good Mourning ♪ 51 00:02:21,909 --> 00:02:23,210 ♪ Today might suck ♪ 52 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:26,047 ♪ Good Mourning, Good Mourning, Good Mourning ♪ 53 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,447 ♪ Shoulda never woke up ♪ 54 00:02:27,548 --> 00:02:30,183 ♪ Good Mourning, Good Mourning, Good Mourning ♪ 55 00:02:30,283 --> 00:02:31,619 ♪ Today might suck ♪ 56 00:02:31,719 --> 00:02:34,889 ♪ Good Mourning, Good Mourning, Good Mourning ♪ 57 00:02:34,989 --> 00:02:36,524 ♪ Shoulda never woke up ♪ 58 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:42,997 ♪ Is this a dream? ♪ 59 00:02:43,097 --> 00:02:44,766 ♪ A really fuckin' bad one? ♪ 60 00:02:44,866 --> 00:02:47,802 ♪ I'm in between... ♪ 61 00:02:47,902 --> 00:02:49,771 Ah! 62 00:02:49,871 --> 00:02:51,706 When I was growing up, my family didn't really 63 00:02:51,806 --> 00:02:54,042 have any money, so when I finally got some, 64 00:02:54,142 --> 00:02:57,845 I bought the coolest thing that I thought money could buy. 65 00:02:59,647 --> 00:03:02,449 I call it the flower shower. 66 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:12,292 Man, I have no ass. I need to do some squats. 67 00:03:12,392 --> 00:03:15,262 If I haven't said it yet, my name is London Clash. 68 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:17,665 I'm an actor on this show called Good Bad People. 69 00:03:17,765 --> 00:03:20,535 It's the number one series on TV right now. 70 00:03:20,635 --> 00:03:22,046 Oh yeah, the finale premiered last night. 71 00:03:22,070 --> 00:03:23,705 I hope everyone liked it. 72 00:03:23,805 --> 00:03:27,374 Whoa! Cold showers do make your dick small. 73 00:03:27,474 --> 00:03:29,309 ♪ We coulda stopped this car crash ♪ 74 00:03:29,409 --> 00:03:31,211 ♪ If only she would text me back ♪ 75 00:03:31,311 --> 00:03:33,413 ♪ And let me know it wasn't true ♪ 76 00:03:33,514 --> 00:03:35,083 ♪ Now I spell Good Mourning with a "u" ♪ 77 00:03:35,183 --> 00:03:36,684 ♪ Good Mourning ♪ 78 00:03:36,784 --> 00:03:38,227 You know why it sucks when you're going through it 79 00:03:38,251 --> 00:03:39,587 with your partner? 80 00:03:39,687 --> 00:03:41,923 Because everything reminds you of them. 81 00:03:42,023 --> 00:03:43,023 ♪ Good Mourning ♪ 82 00:03:43,057 --> 00:03:44,125 ♪ Shoulda never woke up ♪ 83 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,459 ♪ Good Mourning ♪ 84 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:48,730 Wow... is it weird she's all I think about? 85 00:03:48,830 --> 00:03:51,331 ♪ Good Mourning ♪ 86 00:03:51,431 --> 00:03:52,667 ♪ Shoulda never woke up ♪ 87 00:03:52,767 --> 00:03:54,535 Okay. She has too have hit me up by now. 88 00:03:54,635 --> 00:03:58,305 I mean, there's no way she hasn't said something. 89 00:04:05,179 --> 00:04:06,480 This is Dylan. 90 00:04:06,581 --> 00:04:08,415 I met him when he was working In N Out 91 00:04:08,516 --> 00:04:11,152 and he used to hook me up with free burgers and shakes. 92 00:04:11,284 --> 00:04:13,154 He's been my boy ever since. 93 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:14,631 He's also convinced that Avril Levigne 94 00:04:14,655 --> 00:04:16,524 wrote the song "Sk8ter Boi" about him, 95 00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:18,760 but we're all pretty sure they've never even met. 96 00:04:29,137 --> 00:04:31,606 Ewww... 97 00:04:33,141 --> 00:04:34,341 My dude. 98 00:04:35,643 --> 00:04:39,614 ♪ ♪ 99 00:04:39,714 --> 00:04:41,257 Yo, does this look like a break-up text to you 100 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:42,717 or... or am I tripping? 101 00:04:45,820 --> 00:04:48,956 Yes. Yes, that does look like a breakup text to me. 102 00:04:49,991 --> 00:04:51,826 Damn. 103 00:04:51,926 --> 00:04:54,829 Because like... I called and it went to voicemail. 104 00:04:54,929 --> 00:04:56,597 You know, like I texted, it turned green. 105 00:04:56,697 --> 00:04:58,398 I can't get in contact with her. 106 00:04:58,498 --> 00:05:00,668 It's like everything was all good. 107 00:05:00,768 --> 00:05:04,172 - Now I don't know where to... - Dude. Dude. 108 00:05:04,272 --> 00:05:06,607 You want some? 109 00:05:06,707 --> 00:05:07,708 No. 110 00:05:09,911 --> 00:05:11,579 Aw, fuck, man. 111 00:05:11,679 --> 00:05:13,848 I've created like eight different movies in my head 112 00:05:13,948 --> 00:05:16,188 about what's happened between last night and this morning 113 00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:17,885 and seven of them are horror films. 114 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:19,654 What's the eighth one? 115 00:05:19,754 --> 00:05:21,832 It's like The Notebook, but without all the happy parts. 116 00:05:21,856 --> 00:05:24,725 So it's just Ryan Gosling crying for two hours straight. 117 00:05:28,395 --> 00:05:30,765 Look, she said "Good mourning" 118 00:05:30,865 --> 00:05:33,167 with a fuckin "u". What, did someone die? 119 00:05:33,267 --> 00:05:34,936 Are you British? Good morning. 120 00:05:36,637 --> 00:05:38,757 If she's breaking up with me, I'm moving back to Ohio, 121 00:05:38,806 --> 00:05:39,807 I swear to God. 122 00:05:41,609 --> 00:05:45,046 ♪ ♪ 123 00:05:45,146 --> 00:05:46,146 Dylan? 124 00:05:47,414 --> 00:05:48,816 Good talk. 125 00:05:48,916 --> 00:05:51,519 ♪ ♪ 126 00:06:10,437 --> 00:06:12,673 Um... Hello. 127 00:06:12,773 --> 00:06:15,776 - Hi. - Hi. 128 00:06:20,214 --> 00:06:21,916 I'm your new assistant. 129 00:06:22,016 --> 00:06:23,150 Oh. 130 00:06:23,251 --> 00:06:25,720 Wow. I'm... I am so sorry. 131 00:06:26,754 --> 00:06:28,990 My assistant forgot to remind me. 132 00:06:32,093 --> 00:06:33,460 Welcome to my house. 133 00:06:33,561 --> 00:06:34,629 What's your name? 134 00:06:34,729 --> 00:06:37,098 - Olive. - Okay, I'm London. 135 00:06:37,198 --> 00:06:38,431 I know. 136 00:06:44,272 --> 00:06:46,574 Uh, want to take the elevator? 137 00:06:46,674 --> 00:06:48,609 Yeah. 138 00:06:55,482 --> 00:06:57,685 I, uh... I watched an interview 139 00:06:57,785 --> 00:06:59,987 that said that you can't start your day without coffee. 140 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:02,623 So I got you a latte. 141 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,794 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 142 00:07:07,895 --> 00:07:09,664 Oh, okay. 143 00:07:09,764 --> 00:07:10,463 Sorry. 144 00:07:10,564 --> 00:07:11,699 - No, no. - I mean, well... 145 00:07:11,799 --> 00:07:14,001 - Okay. - I guess I should show you. 146 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:16,003 It's your house. 147 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:17,605 All right. This is Leo. 148 00:07:17,705 --> 00:07:19,216 He's been my best friend since third grade 149 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:21,441 when he gave me his gym shorts after I drank 150 00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:23,244 too much Mountain Dew and peed my pants. 151 00:07:23,344 --> 00:07:26,380 A couple years ago he DJed a rave out in Joshua Tree 152 00:07:26,479 --> 00:07:28,049 and never fully came back. 153 00:07:28,149 --> 00:07:30,051 He's also the reason why I have to find 154 00:07:30,151 --> 00:07:31,228 new assistants every month. 155 00:07:31,252 --> 00:07:32,853 He doesn't trust anyone. 156 00:07:34,188 --> 00:07:35,589 What the fuck? 157 00:07:35,690 --> 00:07:37,692 Did you even check what kind of dairy's in there? 158 00:07:37,792 --> 00:07:39,432 'Cause from here it smells like cows milk. 159 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:42,830 - No, it's... it's goat milk. - Goat milk. 160 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:45,199 Where the fuck do you get goat milk from? 161 00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:47,134 I milked a goat. 162 00:07:47,234 --> 00:07:48,602 No, you didn't. 163 00:07:52,106 --> 00:07:53,674 Mmm. That's Photoshop. 164 00:07:53,774 --> 00:07:57,111 I'm just going to stop both you all though real quick. 165 00:07:57,211 --> 00:07:59,180 Why would you give me goat milk? 166 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:02,049 I watched an interview, you said you like goat milk. 167 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:04,452 Nah, I didn't even know goats made milk. 168 00:08:04,585 --> 00:08:07,487 You probably heard me say "oat" milk. 169 00:08:08,990 --> 00:08:10,291 Not goat milk. 170 00:08:10,391 --> 00:08:13,961 Is there any way we could do one more coffee run, please? 171 00:08:14,061 --> 00:08:15,830 - I'm sorry. - Man, that's funny. 172 00:08:15,930 --> 00:08:18,666 And that coffee better be organic, sweetie. 173 00:08:18,766 --> 00:08:20,001 Chill. What the fuck? 174 00:08:20,101 --> 00:08:21,535 My dude. 175 00:08:21,635 --> 00:08:23,971 I'm having a shitty day, man. 176 00:08:24,071 --> 00:08:25,873 Apple's ghosting me. 177 00:08:25,973 --> 00:08:29,777 Actually, I think Apple's breaking up with me. 178 00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:31,012 Damn, man. 179 00:08:31,112 --> 00:08:32,413 And on top of that, 180 00:08:32,513 --> 00:08:33,690 I'm still waiting to hear from my agent 181 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:35,249 about this Batman role, 182 00:08:35,349 --> 00:08:36,917 but I haven't heard anything yet. 183 00:08:37,018 --> 00:08:39,153 Man, your energy all fucked up, man. 184 00:08:39,253 --> 00:08:41,555 Come with me, bro. 185 00:08:42,590 --> 00:08:45,626 Yo, welcome to my Zen den. 186 00:08:45,726 --> 00:08:47,428 Mind closing that door? 187 00:08:47,528 --> 00:08:48,763 Yeah. 188 00:08:52,767 --> 00:08:55,002 What the fuck was that? 189 00:08:56,470 --> 00:08:57,470 Relax, man. 190 00:08:57,538 --> 00:09:00,474 Gotta receive this energy. 191 00:09:03,911 --> 00:09:05,212 Received. 192 00:09:09,450 --> 00:09:12,453 You really need to calm down, man. 193 00:09:14,288 --> 00:09:16,657 That's right. Seems like you're having a lot of problems 194 00:09:16,757 --> 00:09:18,692 in your relationship, man. 195 00:09:18,793 --> 00:09:20,795 - Problems in the bedroom... - Well... 196 00:09:20,895 --> 00:09:23,397 But you see this crystal here activates your sacral chakra. 197 00:09:23,497 --> 00:09:25,399 Costs like $5,000, man. 198 00:09:25,499 --> 00:09:26,834 Feel that. 199 00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:28,669 I don't have a problem with my dick, but... 200 00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:30,871 Johnny Depp uses them after his orgies. 201 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:33,542 Really rocks out with his cock out, man. 202 00:09:33,641 --> 00:09:35,510 How do you know that? 203 00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:37,711 We're getting your energy right man. 204 00:09:37,812 --> 00:09:40,581 Close your eyes. We're finding your happy place. 205 00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:41,958 I don't want to go to my happy place. 206 00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:43,584 Fucking close your eyes, man. 207 00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:44,895 We're going to fucking find your happy place. 208 00:09:44,919 --> 00:09:46,887 Just go there. Are you there yet? 209 00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:49,857 Check this out. This is brilliance. 210 00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:54,495 The whole world is gonna fuck with this. 211 00:09:54,595 --> 00:09:57,698 It's going to be like next level. 212 00:09:57,798 --> 00:10:00,267 This is Buddha Trap. 213 00:10:02,970 --> 00:10:04,939 ♪ ♪ 214 00:10:09,677 --> 00:10:11,779 It's dope. 215 00:10:11,879 --> 00:10:14,115 Can you see in that thing? 216 00:10:14,215 --> 00:10:16,016 Yeah, man, third eye. 217 00:10:16,117 --> 00:10:17,218 Sick. 218 00:10:17,318 --> 00:10:21,388 Told you this shit's dope, man. 219 00:10:21,489 --> 00:10:22,990 Maybe you shouldn't... 220 00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:25,793 Oh, shit. Fire. 221 00:10:25,893 --> 00:10:27,027 Told you this shit's fire. 222 00:10:27,128 --> 00:10:29,296 No, idiot. Fire! 223 00:10:30,898 --> 00:10:33,167 Oh, shit shit shit! Get the fuck away from there! 224 00:10:35,169 --> 00:10:36,605 Meet Kennedy. 225 00:10:36,704 --> 00:10:38,344 She moved in with us a couple of years ago 226 00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:39,707 from San Francisco. 227 00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:41,709 I was her first investor in an app she created, 228 00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:43,711 which was kind of like the Peloton, except hers 229 00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:45,514 took a more extreme approach. 230 00:10:47,582 --> 00:10:48,883 Come on, you sweaty bitch. 231 00:10:48,983 --> 00:10:51,485 - Get mad! - I am mad, bitch! 232 00:10:51,586 --> 00:10:52,696 - You real mad? - How mad are you, bitch? 233 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,523 I'm so mad! Ha ha ha! 234 00:10:54,623 --> 00:10:56,090 Honey, what are you doing? 235 00:10:56,190 --> 00:10:59,561 Baby, I'm working it! I'm working it! 236 00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:01,395 Well, work it a little quieter. 237 00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:02,830 I can't! 238 00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:05,099 Ha! That's why your last boyfriend left you. Ooh! 239 00:11:05,199 --> 00:11:06,267 What did you say? 240 00:11:06,367 --> 00:11:08,068 You want one of these, bitch? 241 00:11:08,169 --> 00:11:11,305 She also hates boys and can't really stand any of us. 242 00:11:11,405 --> 00:11:12,706 But she sticks around anyway. 243 00:11:16,177 --> 00:11:18,779 ♪ ♪ 244 00:11:24,619 --> 00:11:26,487 That is not how I saw that going, bro. 245 00:11:26,588 --> 00:11:28,088 What the fuck? 246 00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:33,093 I can't believe you, bro. 247 00:11:33,194 --> 00:11:35,930 Damn, man. Leave it up to me, right? 248 00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:40,834 Yo, man, I know this isn't the best timing 249 00:11:40,935 --> 00:11:42,345 and all, but if you want to use that song 250 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:43,947 for your next movie at the end of the credits, 251 00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:45,607 it'd be really tripping, bro. 252 00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:47,509 I'm telling you, that shit's hard as fuck. 253 00:11:47,609 --> 00:11:51,546 Man. 254 00:11:51,646 --> 00:11:52,681 Oh, shit. 255 00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:54,248 - Hello. - Hello? 256 00:11:54,348 --> 00:11:55,950 Hi. 257 00:11:56,050 --> 00:11:58,819 So this is Apple, the girl I've been talking about. 258 00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:00,397 We've been dating for a year and she's 259 00:12:00,421 --> 00:12:02,756 the only person I've ever said, "I love you" to. 260 00:12:02,856 --> 00:12:04,626 She blew up when she was like 13 261 00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:06,695 from this movie called The Baby Butterfly. 262 00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:08,262 She got an Oscar from it. 263 00:12:08,362 --> 00:12:10,864 We got introduced at a movie premiere, and, yeah. 264 00:12:10,965 --> 00:12:13,300 I still have no idea why she likes me. 265 00:12:14,335 --> 00:12:16,638 Hey, can you hear me? 266 00:12:16,737 --> 00:12:18,439 Yeah. Are you okay? 267 00:12:18,540 --> 00:12:19,440 No, I'm not. That text. 268 00:12:19,541 --> 00:12:21,008 What did you mean by it... 269 00:12:22,243 --> 00:12:26,046 ♪ ♪ 270 00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:27,582 Hello? 271 00:12:30,384 --> 00:12:31,385 Okay. 272 00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:34,855 Oh, no. 273 00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:36,524 Oh, no, no, no. Hello? Hello? 274 00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:39,561 Bro... Trippy, are you serious? 275 00:12:39,661 --> 00:12:41,195 Why are you even here? 276 00:12:41,295 --> 00:12:43,698 I had to come over here extra early to let you know 277 00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:47,334 that finale last night. Seven days. 278 00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:51,305 Weak. That shit was garbage. 279 00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:55,241 You know I don't direct that, right? 280 00:12:55,276 --> 00:12:58,212 Like, I didn't create the show. I just act in it. 281 00:12:58,312 --> 00:13:00,047 You should've acted like you gave a fuck 282 00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:02,349 when you ruined America's favorite TV show. 283 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:03,618 Just saying. 284 00:13:03,718 --> 00:13:05,754 Damn, man. Why? 285 00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:11,325 Apple done dumped you for a new famous guy? 286 00:13:11,425 --> 00:13:12,761 You're a dick, man. 287 00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:14,237 I don't know how you keep getting in my house. 288 00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:15,829 Leo, can I please use your phone? 289 00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:17,331 Yeah, man. No swiping. 290 00:13:17,431 --> 00:13:18,432 You got Apple's number? 291 00:13:18,533 --> 00:13:19,800 Fuck no. I got boundaries, man. 292 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:20,910 I'll never have her number. 293 00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:22,202 Bro, you're tripping. 294 00:13:22,303 --> 00:13:23,871 Damn, everything's so weird today, bro. 295 00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:27,542 Damn, London, you're sure right about that, man. 296 00:13:27,642 --> 00:13:30,277 Mercury is in Everglades. 297 00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:34,549 - It's retrograde, Leo. - Fuck. 298 00:13:37,652 --> 00:13:39,186 Thank you. Thank you. What? 299 00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:41,255 How did you even? Okay. 300 00:13:41,355 --> 00:13:45,859 Can you put that in a bowl of rice and see if it'll work? 301 00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:52,466 Hey, that rice better be organic! 302 00:13:56,504 --> 00:13:57,504 Hard. 303 00:13:57,539 --> 00:13:59,173 The universe is talking, man. 304 00:14:05,513 --> 00:14:08,717 Why knock if you're just going to come in anyway? 305 00:14:08,817 --> 00:14:11,820 Kennedy, I need Apple's number. 306 00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:14,855 You don't have your own girlfriend's phone number. 307 00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:16,423 It's in my phone. 308 00:14:16,524 --> 00:14:18,892 Where is your phone? 309 00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:20,994 It's in rice. Um... 310 00:14:23,765 --> 00:14:25,399 Please don't move out. 311 00:14:26,568 --> 00:14:28,135 In here I've already moved out. 312 00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:31,972 ♪ ♪ 313 00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:33,608 I have a question. 314 00:14:33,708 --> 00:14:36,811 Do you know Dylan is drowning in his bowl of cereal right now? 315 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:39,179 I do know that because I saved his life. 316 00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:41,181 Leo just committed arson ten minutes ago 317 00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:42,693 and my girlfriend is breaking up with me. 318 00:14:42,717 --> 00:14:45,319 How the fuck do you not care? 319 00:14:48,389 --> 00:14:49,824 Do you care? 320 00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:52,359 Okay, so I paid all of your utilities, 321 00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:54,863 I deposited the mortgage, the fridge is full of food. 322 00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:56,574 There's a plunger in that downstairs bathroom 323 00:14:56,598 --> 00:14:59,199 and Leo should probably explore a new diet. 324 00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:04,171 And also, you're definitely going to need this. 325 00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:06,608 Oh, and no, I don't care, 326 00:15:06,708 --> 00:15:09,410 because you're like 30. 327 00:15:09,511 --> 00:15:11,011 Time to grow up. 328 00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:20,487 You really were the best roommate. 329 00:15:20,588 --> 00:15:24,158 Remember that one time you changed my tire? 330 00:15:25,259 --> 00:15:29,963 Taught me how to tie a tie. Fuck. 331 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:31,543 Now I'll probably never see you again. 332 00:15:38,706 --> 00:15:40,608 Put your seat belt on. 333 00:15:40,708 --> 00:15:42,342 Farewell, London. 334 00:15:42,443 --> 00:15:44,044 Goodbye, Kennedy. 335 00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:56,356 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 336 00:15:56,457 --> 00:15:59,694 You moved into the house across the street? 337 00:16:01,896 --> 00:16:04,064 Hello, London. 338 00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:05,365 What the fuck? 339 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:08,736 This is Angel. 340 00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:10,805 He's another one of my best friends from back home 341 00:16:10,905 --> 00:16:12,640 and he's always been the cool one. 342 00:16:12,740 --> 00:16:14,274 At least in his mind. 343 00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:16,443 He started this clothing company called No Safety, 344 00:16:16,544 --> 00:16:19,279 and it made a bunch of money after for some kid on TikTok 345 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:22,149 wore it in a video of him smoking his own pubes. 346 00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:23,618 Hey, a win's a win. 347 00:16:23,718 --> 00:16:26,888 I think I got to go full method to get this Batman role. 348 00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:29,256 I don't know, homey. Method actors are weird. 349 00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:32,125 Remember that time on the set of Good Bad People? 350 00:16:34,228 --> 00:16:36,306 Danny Trejo's arrived, he's our guest today on the show. 351 00:16:36,330 --> 00:16:37,899 He's playing a caveman. 352 00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,667 Just reminder, he's full method. 353 00:16:39,767 --> 00:16:41,068 Okay. 354 00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:43,771 Sick, this is tight. 355 00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:48,275 Danny, what's up, man? 356 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:49,944 Dude, I'm such a big fan. 357 00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:52,412 I'm so excited that you're doing this show. 358 00:16:52,514 --> 00:16:53,915 This is so tight. 359 00:16:56,283 --> 00:17:00,387 You need a... you need help with your acting shit? 360 00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:02,957 My agent said that I should do some self tapes or whatever. 361 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:04,993 Can you film me? 362 00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:06,728 You can't... you can't do those yourself? 363 00:17:06,828 --> 00:17:09,363 I just got hit in the head with a water balloon 364 00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:11,699 and it broke my phone, so... 365 00:17:11,799 --> 00:17:13,433 It happened to me once, too. 366 00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:20,478 So if you want to have me film that, that'd be cool. 367 00:17:20,575 --> 00:17:23,711 No, I know, but it's a self... tape. 368 00:17:25,980 --> 00:17:29,349 I get it. Just fucking help me. Thanks. 369 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:33,821 Bring your phone. 370 00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:42,830 Use the stairs. 371 00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:44,364 I'll meet you down there. 372 00:17:47,602 --> 00:17:52,205 For fuck's sake. Angel, it's one floor down. 373 00:17:53,808 --> 00:17:55,409 Fuck you. 374 00:17:58,980 --> 00:18:00,748 Okay, this is my impersonation of 375 00:18:00,848 --> 00:18:03,250 Draco Malfoy looking for drugs. 376 00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:05,385 Where's the pot, Potter? 377 00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:12,827 I don't like Draco very much. 378 00:18:16,531 --> 00:18:20,668 You've already started it, haven't you? 379 00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:25,607 I just wanted him to play the viola. 380 00:18:25,707 --> 00:18:27,675 Now go fetch him, tell him I gave him 381 00:18:27,775 --> 00:18:29,109 a five fat dollar gold piece 382 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,411 he plays his little habanero pepper heart out. 383 00:18:32,580 --> 00:18:33,815 Go on. 384 00:18:42,023 --> 00:18:43,524 Anyone know the number of 911? 385 00:18:43,625 --> 00:18:46,561 All righty then. 386 00:18:48,730 --> 00:18:50,239 Wait, am I supposed to... Am I supposed to say... 387 00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:51,407 You're supposed to shut the fuck up. 388 00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:53,333 - Sorry. - I'm a wall. 389 00:18:58,740 --> 00:19:00,074 Yo, what was that one? 390 00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:01,493 Like Game of Thrones or something. 391 00:19:01,576 --> 00:19:03,053 I'm trying to get on one of those shows. 392 00:19:03,077 --> 00:19:05,145 Oh yeah, I can see that. I can see that. 393 00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:06,814 Zombies... 394 00:19:06,914 --> 00:19:07,915 Oh, shit. 395 00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:12,754 - Hey. - Yo. 396 00:19:12,854 --> 00:19:14,287 Olive, really? 397 00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:17,058 This is serious shit, fuck. 398 00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:18,358 You have to go right now. 399 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,070 You have to meet your agent in 20 minutes. 400 00:19:20,094 --> 00:19:22,897 You can't get anywhere in 20 minutes. 401 00:19:22,997 --> 00:19:24,732 This didn't work. 402 00:19:24,832 --> 00:19:26,034 Fuck! 403 00:19:26,134 --> 00:19:28,201 ♪ ♪ 404 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,347 Okay, so that's Sabrina. 405 00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:42,116 She's my stalker. 406 00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:44,919 She literally sits out here every day, leaves me flowers, 407 00:19:45,019 --> 00:19:45,920 sends me DMs. 408 00:19:46,020 --> 00:19:47,555 Wave to your stalker. 409 00:19:47,655 --> 00:19:49,857 Got my number a couple of times, I don't know how. 410 00:19:49,957 --> 00:19:51,458 Sends me texts. 411 00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:54,194 It's all pretty weird. 412 00:20:03,571 --> 00:20:06,107 Ah, fuck, it's starting to burn my hand. 413 00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:08,375 I got it. 414 00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:13,346 Wait, is that why you wear gloves? 415 00:20:14,816 --> 00:20:18,152 Bro, you never jerked off with those gloves, did you? 416 00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:20,555 Oh, in that case, I don't want to hit that. 417 00:20:20,655 --> 00:20:22,857 - Me, either. - Oh, God no. 418 00:20:26,861 --> 00:20:28,162 Tick tock. 419 00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:30,330 Oh, Jesus. About fucking time. Hi. 420 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:33,500 Hi. Hello. Hello. Hi, I'm... hi. 421 00:20:33,601 --> 00:20:35,837 Oh no. 422 00:20:35,937 --> 00:20:37,638 Meet Maxine Goldberg. 423 00:20:37,739 --> 00:20:39,850 Probably the scariest person I've ever met in my entire life 424 00:20:39,874 --> 00:20:41,308 and one of the biggest germophobes 425 00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:43,010 I've ever met in my entire life. 426 00:20:43,111 --> 00:20:44,779 In the three years of knowing her, 427 00:20:44,879 --> 00:20:47,749 I've never actually seen her physically touch anybody. 428 00:20:47,849 --> 00:20:49,349 She also happens to be one of. 429 00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:50,985 Hollywood's most powerful agents. 430 00:20:51,085 --> 00:20:52,954 You guys are right on time. 431 00:20:53,054 --> 00:20:55,757 20 minutes late. 432 00:20:55,857 --> 00:20:59,527 Do you want to thank me now for the best day of your life? 433 00:21:01,596 --> 00:21:04,364 You actually want me to thank you? 434 00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:07,935 Fine, get me another purse, this one's disgusting. 435 00:21:08,035 --> 00:21:09,504 For that. 436 00:21:10,805 --> 00:21:13,406 The Batman script. Shut the fuck up! 437 00:21:13,508 --> 00:21:15,510 - How did you get this? - How did I get this? 438 00:21:15,610 --> 00:21:18,212 I'm Maxine. What do you mean, how did I... 439 00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:20,581 Okay, Google me. That's how I got it. 440 00:21:20,681 --> 00:21:24,484 You have a meeting with the director today at 5:00. 441 00:21:24,585 --> 00:21:26,353 You just need to show up. 442 00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:28,689 He's a narcissist, so just say you liked him 443 00:21:28,790 --> 00:21:32,527 on Joe Rogan or some shit and the job is yours. 444 00:21:32,627 --> 00:21:36,264 - Don't put that on your face. - I can't. I can't go today. 445 00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:37,497 - You can't go today? - No. 446 00:21:37,598 --> 00:21:39,332 Apple's like breaking up with me, 447 00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:41,468 my head's all over the place. 448 00:21:41,569 --> 00:21:44,138 I need to figure that out. 449 00:21:44,238 --> 00:21:47,742 I am so sorry. I am so sorry. 450 00:21:47,842 --> 00:21:49,442 That is awful. 451 00:21:49,544 --> 00:21:51,012 But I am going to say to you 452 00:21:51,112 --> 00:21:54,749 what I say to all my clients who are in this situation. 453 00:21:54,849 --> 00:21:59,754 The only thing that will never break your heart is money. 454 00:22:00,788 --> 00:22:01,656 Jesus Christ. 455 00:22:01,756 --> 00:22:04,491 That ho is loyal. You feel me? 456 00:22:04,592 --> 00:22:05,793 Can you push this meeting? 457 00:22:05,893 --> 00:22:07,595 No, I can not push the fucking meeting 458 00:22:07,695 --> 00:22:09,063 with the director of Batman, 459 00:22:09,163 --> 00:22:12,033 for the biggest franchise in the fucking world. 460 00:22:12,133 --> 00:22:13,634 You want me to push the meeting? 461 00:22:13,734 --> 00:22:15,134 You're already a straight white guy. 462 00:22:15,203 --> 00:22:16,537 You're already pushing it. 463 00:22:16,637 --> 00:22:18,973 You already pushed it. 464 00:22:19,073 --> 00:22:21,474 And who got a moderately successful TV actor 465 00:22:21,576 --> 00:22:24,312 to the front of the Batman line 466 00:22:24,411 --> 00:22:29,083 in front of not one but two Hemsworth's? 467 00:22:29,183 --> 00:22:32,153 So feels like I did my job... 468 00:22:32,253 --> 00:22:33,988 - Right. - I need you to do yours. 469 00:22:35,089 --> 00:22:36,691 I have done my job. 470 00:22:36,791 --> 00:22:39,794 I actually did six months of training for this job. 471 00:22:39,894 --> 00:22:43,097 I hung upside down like a fucking bat 472 00:22:43,197 --> 00:22:45,666 from a bunk bed for two weeks. 473 00:22:45,766 --> 00:22:47,735 I've been training my lower, my lower voice 474 00:22:47,835 --> 00:22:49,503 so I can talk like this. Hi, I'm Bruce. 475 00:22:49,604 --> 00:22:51,004 Yeah, pretty good. It's pretty good. 476 00:22:51,072 --> 00:22:52,540 They'll fix it in post. 477 00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:54,618 I didn't even go out last night for the finale party. 478 00:22:54,642 --> 00:22:56,177 Like, I'm dedicated. The work is there. 479 00:22:56,277 --> 00:22:58,478 Yeah, that's not something you should be celebrating. 480 00:22:58,579 --> 00:23:00,681 Why? What? Why are you saying that? 481 00:23:00,781 --> 00:23:02,283 Why is everyone saying that? 482 00:23:02,382 --> 00:23:04,552 I'm the asshole that has to break the news to him 483 00:23:04,652 --> 00:23:07,355 about that piece of shit fucking train wreck nightmare finale? 484 00:23:07,454 --> 00:23:09,257 Let's just be grateful that 15 years ago, 485 00:23:09,357 --> 00:23:11,759 I gave this director a handjob at the Pluto Nash premiere, 486 00:23:11,859 --> 00:23:14,896 and today is the day it pays off. 487 00:23:15,763 --> 00:23:17,665 I'm going to ask you a question, 488 00:23:17,765 --> 00:23:21,369 and I hope you answer it better than Josh Hartnett did. 489 00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:23,771 Do you want to be in love 490 00:23:23,871 --> 00:23:26,439 or do you want to be the biggest star in the fucking world? 491 00:23:26,540 --> 00:23:28,376 Because you can't have both. 492 00:23:28,475 --> 00:23:30,311 - Okay, um... - This is Batman. 493 00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:32,079 All right, I'll be at the meeting. 494 00:23:32,179 --> 00:23:33,314 - Batman! - I got you. 495 00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:35,750 - The only movie that matters. - I know. 496 00:23:37,385 --> 00:23:38,986 I'll be at the meeting. 497 00:23:39,086 --> 00:23:40,321 Fuck. 498 00:23:40,453 --> 00:23:41,989 That was good, that was pretty good, 499 00:23:42,089 --> 00:23:45,526 Don't... why does that smell like pussy? 500 00:23:47,194 --> 00:23:49,163 You're free now, little shrimp. 501 00:23:49,263 --> 00:23:50,540 Hey, London, London, right here! 502 00:23:50,564 --> 00:23:52,465 - You guys energy is all off. - London, hey! 503 00:23:52,566 --> 00:23:54,936 Hey, London, yeah we just saw Apple leaving the Everly 504 00:23:55,036 --> 00:23:56,070 looking all sad. 505 00:23:56,170 --> 00:23:58,306 - You guys good? - London, did you cheat on Apple? 506 00:23:58,406 --> 00:24:00,041 Fucking move. 507 00:24:01,776 --> 00:24:04,512 ♪ I got skeletons in my closet ♪ 508 00:24:16,357 --> 00:24:18,359 Is that who I think it is? 509 00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:20,460 Oh my God, movie man. 510 00:24:20,561 --> 00:24:22,096 What's up, Barry? Yo, you see Apple? 511 00:24:22,196 --> 00:24:24,131 Yes, she was just here like two minutes ago. 512 00:24:24,231 --> 00:24:25,132 - She left? - Yeah. 513 00:24:25,232 --> 00:24:26,334 Fuck! 514 00:24:26,434 --> 00:24:27,768 Did she say where she was going? 515 00:24:27,868 --> 00:24:29,388 You know what, she did. She actually... 516 00:24:29,469 --> 00:24:30,571 No, are you fucking crazy? 517 00:24:30,671 --> 00:24:31,772 You guys never talk to me. 518 00:24:31,872 --> 00:24:33,441 I mean, the only reason you know my name 519 00:24:33,541 --> 00:24:35,181 is because it's on my nametag right there. 520 00:24:35,276 --> 00:24:38,779 B-E-R-R-Y. Berry. 521 00:24:38,879 --> 00:24:40,919 I don't know, Berry, I feel like we're kind of cool. 522 00:24:40,982 --> 00:24:44,118 Like every time I come here, we always have a little... 523 00:24:44,218 --> 00:24:45,286 - Oh, do ya? - Something. 524 00:24:45,386 --> 00:24:46,687 - Yeah, yeah. Yeah. - All right. 525 00:24:46,787 --> 00:24:48,255 Come here, come here. 526 00:24:48,356 --> 00:24:49,716 - You feel this right here? - Yeah. 527 00:24:49,757 --> 00:24:51,892 - Yeah, that feels good. - That's homie shit. 528 00:24:51,993 --> 00:24:53,527 That's homie shit? We're friends now? 529 00:24:53,627 --> 00:24:54,662 - Yeah. - All right. 530 00:24:54,762 --> 00:24:57,898 - We can be friends. - Yeah. 531 00:24:57,999 --> 00:25:01,769 One second, sir, I am down to party. 532 00:25:01,869 --> 00:25:03,404 And I'm cool around celebrities. 533 00:25:03,504 --> 00:25:06,607 I actually frequent the town with Andy Dick. 534 00:25:06,707 --> 00:25:09,076 If I don't mean to brag. 535 00:25:09,176 --> 00:25:10,954 - That's tight. - The Dick calls me all the time. 536 00:25:10,978 --> 00:25:12,489 He's like, yo, what's up, it's the Dick, 537 00:25:12,513 --> 00:25:13,513 and I'm like, What's up? 538 00:25:13,581 --> 00:25:16,117 You know It's Berry. 539 00:25:16,217 --> 00:25:17,897 Hey, do you get your hair done at the mall? 540 00:25:19,153 --> 00:25:20,321 That's not necessary, sir. 541 00:25:20,421 --> 00:25:21,789 I get mine done at the mall. 542 00:25:21,889 --> 00:25:23,400 If you ever want to come together, we could probably 543 00:25:23,424 --> 00:25:24,424 get a two for one. 544 00:25:24,458 --> 00:25:25,726 -You know, -Sick, dude. 545 00:25:25,826 --> 00:25:27,561 - Yeah, I'm gonna text you. - Yeah... 546 00:25:30,498 --> 00:25:33,200 If you just... I just need you to text me. 547 00:25:33,300 --> 00:25:35,102 Yeah. 548 00:25:35,202 --> 00:25:36,270 I will fuck your wife. 549 00:25:36,370 --> 00:25:37,571 I'ma text you right now. 550 00:25:37,671 --> 00:25:39,111 Yeah, okay. Send my love to the boys. 551 00:25:39,173 --> 00:25:40,074 All right, I will. 552 00:25:40,174 --> 00:25:41,510 Send my love to the boys? 553 00:25:41,609 --> 00:25:43,310 - The ones right here. - Yeah. 554 00:25:43,411 --> 00:25:45,012 - They heard you. - Okay, cool. 555 00:25:45,112 --> 00:25:46,313 All right. 556 00:25:46,414 --> 00:25:47,414 Do you know who that is? 557 00:25:47,481 --> 00:25:49,450 That was the movie man. Get out. 558 00:25:49,550 --> 00:25:52,420 Hurry up. Ridiculous. 559 00:25:52,521 --> 00:25:55,056 Doesn't even have a handle. 560 00:25:55,156 --> 00:25:59,026 Oh, fuck. He doesn't even have my number. 561 00:25:59,126 --> 00:26:02,396 That's so sick. I just got dogged. 562 00:26:02,496 --> 00:26:04,665 Get the fuck out. Come on, today. 563 00:26:04,765 --> 00:26:06,200 Very cool car, sir. 564 00:26:06,300 --> 00:26:08,380 Is this the one that Tiger keeps getting repossessed? 565 00:26:09,603 --> 00:26:10,871 How do you know Berry? 566 00:26:10,971 --> 00:26:13,074 How do I know Berry? How do you know Berry? 567 00:26:13,174 --> 00:26:15,576 Dude saved Fat Joe's life like twice last year. 568 00:26:15,676 --> 00:26:18,012 He can snap anybody out of a bad trip. 569 00:26:18,112 --> 00:26:19,112 True. 570 00:26:19,180 --> 00:26:20,724 What time did y'all say that meeting was? 571 00:26:20,748 --> 00:26:22,283 I don't know, dude. 572 00:26:22,383 --> 00:26:25,186 I can't think about anything else but Apple right now. 573 00:26:25,286 --> 00:26:27,688 - I fucked up. - Let's pull up to her crib. 574 00:26:32,460 --> 00:26:33,828 Babe? 575 00:26:35,062 --> 00:26:36,764 She's not here, man. Let's just leave. 576 00:26:36,864 --> 00:26:38,265 You fucking kidding me, bro? 577 00:26:38,365 --> 00:26:40,010 We drove all the way out here, rush hour traffic, man. 578 00:26:40,034 --> 00:26:41,869 We get some fucking answers. 579 00:26:41,969 --> 00:26:44,605 You know, my dad had this saying, if you breaking up, 580 00:26:44,705 --> 00:26:46,373 you've got to break in. 581 00:26:46,474 --> 00:26:48,742 - Your dad used to say that? - What? 582 00:26:48,843 --> 00:26:50,020 Well, I'm pretty sure he got it. From Aaron Paul 583 00:26:50,044 --> 00:26:51,412 on an episode of Breaking Bad. 584 00:26:51,513 --> 00:26:52,413 Pretty sure he didn't say that. 585 00:26:52,514 --> 00:26:53,681 No. 586 00:26:53,781 --> 00:26:55,749 Well, I'm pretty sure he broke in houses 587 00:26:55,850 --> 00:26:57,685 and got rich with that bald guy, so... 588 00:26:57,785 --> 00:26:59,229 Did you ever finish watching Breaking Bad? 589 00:26:59,253 --> 00:27:03,958 No, because somebody changed their Netflix password. 590 00:27:04,058 --> 00:27:05,893 All right. Look, we're not doing this. 591 00:27:05,993 --> 00:27:07,904 There's like six Kardashians that live on the street. 592 00:27:07,928 --> 00:27:10,164 There's security everywhere. 593 00:27:11,632 --> 00:27:14,301 I'm not breaking into my girlfriend's house. 594 00:27:19,140 --> 00:27:22,009 Can't believe I'm breaking into my girlfriend's house. 595 00:27:28,115 --> 00:27:29,650 Apple? 596 00:27:34,388 --> 00:27:35,656 Babe. 597 00:27:43,532 --> 00:27:46,333 I'm starting to freak out. 598 00:27:49,970 --> 00:27:52,740 This is so weird, I don't get it. 599 00:27:56,877 --> 00:27:58,613 - Yo. - Damn. 600 00:27:58,712 --> 00:27:59,880 What a palace. 601 00:27:59,980 --> 00:28:02,249 Look at that timeless chandelier. 602 00:28:02,349 --> 00:28:03,918 Guys, don't touch anything. 603 00:28:04,018 --> 00:28:06,253 All right? She'll notice. She's OCD as fuck. 604 00:28:06,353 --> 00:28:08,722 I did that shit one time in a rainforest with a shaman. 605 00:28:08,822 --> 00:28:10,824 That's how I got my third eye. 606 00:28:12,293 --> 00:28:14,629 That's DMT, Leo. 607 00:28:14,728 --> 00:28:16,397 Find clues, please. 608 00:28:17,666 --> 00:28:20,734 Hey, don't touch anything, though. 609 00:28:27,474 --> 00:28:28,709 Oh... 610 00:28:29,544 --> 00:28:31,245 I found a clue. 611 00:28:35,015 --> 00:28:37,084 Whoa. 612 00:28:40,454 --> 00:28:42,022 Oh my God. 613 00:28:43,724 --> 00:28:44,626 Leo! 614 00:28:44,725 --> 00:28:45,627 Oh, man. 615 00:28:45,726 --> 00:28:47,995 No, no, no, no, no. 616 00:28:48,095 --> 00:28:49,997 Leo. 617 00:28:50,097 --> 00:28:52,733 What the fuck did you just do? 618 00:28:52,833 --> 00:28:56,136 London, what is this dust? 619 00:28:56,237 --> 00:28:58,472 That's not dust, that's people, man. 620 00:29:00,007 --> 00:29:02,443 Homie, did you just break the dead grandma vase? 621 00:29:02,544 --> 00:29:04,411 Oh, fuck. 622 00:29:04,512 --> 00:29:05,680 We can fix this. 623 00:29:05,779 --> 00:29:07,123 I think that was actually the cousin 624 00:29:07,147 --> 00:29:09,917 that no one really liked. So... 625 00:29:10,017 --> 00:29:11,352 We got to pick him up. 626 00:29:11,452 --> 00:29:15,222 Whoa, I'm not fucking with human remains, man. 627 00:29:15,322 --> 00:29:16,490 Dude, Leo. 628 00:29:17,758 --> 00:29:18,959 You did it. 629 00:29:21,028 --> 00:29:24,064 It's all good. It's all good. 630 00:29:27,868 --> 00:29:29,803 At least it was just one of them. 631 00:29:29,903 --> 00:29:33,340 I mean, it doesn't even look that bad, guys. 632 00:29:39,581 --> 00:29:42,116 Leo... 633 00:29:42,216 --> 00:29:44,451 You are the worst best friend I've ever had. 634 00:29:49,223 --> 00:29:51,559 You just re-killed her entire family. 635 00:29:55,697 --> 00:29:57,073 We got a suspicious vehicle leaving. 636 00:29:57,097 --> 00:29:58,232 Apple Leone's House. 637 00:29:58,332 --> 00:30:01,503 Black G-Wagon covered in safety pins. 638 00:30:03,571 --> 00:30:07,041 I swear to God, y'all better think of some way to fix this. 639 00:30:20,321 --> 00:30:21,455 I got it. 640 00:30:21,556 --> 00:30:23,991 I got it, I figured it out. 641 00:30:24,091 --> 00:30:26,761 I don't want to smoke right now. 642 00:30:26,860 --> 00:30:28,862 Why are we whispering? 643 00:30:28,962 --> 00:30:30,565 Yeah, why are we whispering? 644 00:30:30,665 --> 00:30:31,666 They can hear us. 645 00:30:31,766 --> 00:30:33,500 Who can hear us? 646 00:30:38,205 --> 00:30:40,374 We're wearing her entire family. 647 00:30:42,811 --> 00:30:44,378 I'm gonna make a call. 648 00:30:46,681 --> 00:30:49,283 ♪ ♪ 649 00:31:01,895 --> 00:31:03,130 Your phone's fucked. 650 00:31:03,230 --> 00:31:04,932 I can get you a new one before the meeting, 651 00:31:05,032 --> 00:31:06,801 and Maxine says you have the Batman script 652 00:31:06,900 --> 00:31:08,703 and you still have to read it. 653 00:31:08,803 --> 00:31:10,839 Okay. 654 00:31:10,938 --> 00:31:12,841 Hey, Angel, who did you just call? 655 00:31:12,940 --> 00:31:16,511 Since you guys want to hit me last minute, 656 00:31:19,012 --> 00:31:20,981 this is our spring/fall collection. 657 00:31:21,081 --> 00:31:24,786 We have blue dreams, blue balls, Blue's Clues, 658 00:31:24,885 --> 00:31:27,555 Blue Man Group, Blue Ivy, Blue Cantrell 659 00:31:27,655 --> 00:31:30,924 and you're my boy blue. 660 00:31:31,024 --> 00:31:32,827 We'll take the whole thing. 661 00:31:32,926 --> 00:31:35,162 Well, give me my money, then. 662 00:31:38,332 --> 00:31:41,201 Angel, no, man. What's the plan? 663 00:31:41,301 --> 00:31:43,437 I got a meeting at 5:00, I don't want to get high. 664 00:31:43,538 --> 00:31:46,306 This is how we fix everything we fucked up. 665 00:31:49,577 --> 00:31:53,213 We're gonna sit right here, smoke all this weed 666 00:31:53,313 --> 00:31:55,382 and we're going to keep the ashes. 667 00:31:55,482 --> 00:31:57,451 Word is from the funeral home, homie, 668 00:31:57,552 --> 00:32:00,087 only ashes that can pass for a cremated human body 669 00:32:00,187 --> 00:32:02,456 are the cannabis flower. 670 00:32:02,557 --> 00:32:05,092 You know what I think? I think you just want to get high. 671 00:32:05,192 --> 00:32:06,594 This ain't no fun and games. 672 00:32:06,694 --> 00:32:08,696 Yeah, we're going to get high. 673 00:32:08,797 --> 00:32:10,598 But we're on a mission. 674 00:32:10,698 --> 00:32:12,399 Our boy is in trouble. 675 00:32:12,499 --> 00:32:14,134 You're tweaking. 676 00:32:14,234 --> 00:32:16,714 We don't got the lung capacity to blow all this weed down, bro. 677 00:32:16,771 --> 00:32:18,540 Like, you buggin'. 678 00:32:23,545 --> 00:32:25,479 Go get Fat Joe, man. 679 00:32:33,688 --> 00:32:35,055 This is Fat Joe. 680 00:32:35,155 --> 00:32:36,791 He's our skater homie from Long Beach 681 00:32:36,891 --> 00:32:38,860 who sometimes crashes at the house. 682 00:32:38,959 --> 00:32:40,728 He's not fat and his real name is not Joe. 683 00:32:40,829 --> 00:32:43,096 But remember that song lean back? 684 00:32:43,197 --> 00:32:45,175 I swear every day since we met him, he gets so high, 685 00:32:45,199 --> 00:32:47,501 he leans back on everything. 686 00:32:49,169 --> 00:32:52,339 Damn, y'all were really about to smoke without me, huh? 687 00:32:52,439 --> 00:32:54,475 Bro, no. 688 00:32:55,710 --> 00:32:58,312 At least pass me some shit, man. 689 00:32:59,514 --> 00:33:01,516 Ooh. 690 00:33:01,616 --> 00:33:03,426 I know y'all were about to smoke without me, too. 691 00:33:03,450 --> 00:33:04,719 I smelt it from the basement. 692 00:33:06,186 --> 00:33:08,121 At least let me connect to Bluetooth, though. 693 00:33:08,222 --> 00:33:09,891 I got a playlist for this one. 694 00:33:09,990 --> 00:33:12,159 ♪ ♪ 695 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:14,863 ♪ This is stoner music, man ♪ 696 00:33:14,963 --> 00:33:17,264 ♪ Stoner, stoner ♪ 697 00:33:20,067 --> 00:33:23,036 ♪ I'm a stoner, I'm a stoner, I'm a stoner ♪ 698 00:33:23,136 --> 00:33:26,908 ♪ I'm a stoner, I'm a stoner, I'm a stoner ♪ 699 00:33:27,007 --> 00:33:30,310 ♪ I'm a stoner, I'm a stoner, I'm a stoner ♪ 700 00:33:30,410 --> 00:33:32,179 ♪ I'm a motherfucking stoner ♪ 701 00:33:32,279 --> 00:33:35,315 ♪ I just put a forty on my wrist just like a boss ♪ 702 00:33:35,415 --> 00:33:38,786 ♪ I just put ten thousand on my bitch just like a boss ♪ 703 00:33:38,887 --> 00:33:42,089 ♪ I just came from YSL just like I'm from Boston ♪ 704 00:33:42,189 --> 00:33:44,324 ♪ YSL just like I'm from Boston ♪ 705 00:33:44,424 --> 00:33:46,961 ♪ Just like I'm from Bos Bos ♪ 706 00:33:47,060 --> 00:33:49,429 ♪ Motherfucker ♪ 707 00:33:53,333 --> 00:33:56,236 ♪ ♪ 708 00:33:56,336 --> 00:33:58,171 Prepare for ultimate liftoff. 709 00:33:58,272 --> 00:34:01,041 Who is going to survive the four fingers of death? 710 00:34:05,212 --> 00:34:07,080 Yes, sirski. 711 00:34:20,494 --> 00:34:23,397 Oh, my God, they're going out his phase. 712 00:34:26,433 --> 00:34:27,835 I win. 713 00:34:33,007 --> 00:34:34,542 Whoa, hey. 714 00:34:34,642 --> 00:34:37,579 Oh, are you all right? 715 00:34:37,679 --> 00:34:40,314 The bowl should be filled by now, right? 716 00:34:47,154 --> 00:34:50,223 This was the moment I realized: We were fucked. 717 00:34:50,324 --> 00:34:52,492 Oh, fuck, sorry, I forgot a box. 718 00:34:52,594 --> 00:34:55,329 Oh shit, did I walk in on a smoke sesh? 719 00:35:06,373 --> 00:35:10,110 What do you guys not understand? 720 00:35:10,210 --> 00:35:13,581 I like girls. 721 00:35:13,681 --> 00:35:15,115 Ah! 722 00:35:15,215 --> 00:35:18,251 You got to let that dream die. Scoot over. 723 00:35:29,831 --> 00:35:31,164 Does anybody have a lighter? 724 00:35:41,075 --> 00:35:42,644 That's glorious. 725 00:35:44,277 --> 00:35:48,348 Oh, man, I can't wait to sleep in my new house. 726 00:35:48,448 --> 00:35:50,417 I've been waiting for this my whole life. 727 00:35:50,518 --> 00:35:53,988 I always get stuck caretaking dysfunctional households. 728 00:35:54,088 --> 00:35:58,092 ♪ ♪ 729 00:35:58,191 --> 00:35:59,894 Stupid blonde boy. 730 00:36:00,995 --> 00:36:02,530 I know. 731 00:36:02,630 --> 00:36:03,865 You're good. 732 00:36:08,268 --> 00:36:10,571 Are you crying? 733 00:36:11,371 --> 00:36:14,142 Look like you're crying. 734 00:36:14,241 --> 00:36:17,578 - No, I'm not. - Why are our eyes all watery? 735 00:36:19,681 --> 00:36:21,415 Because I'm high. 736 00:36:23,183 --> 00:36:31,183 Smoke this shit, dude, shut up. 737 00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,568 Pussies. 738 00:36:40,668 --> 00:36:44,105 Hey, hey. Wake up. 739 00:36:44,204 --> 00:36:47,141 Hey, you! Pencil dick! 740 00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:49,010 Wake up! 741 00:36:49,110 --> 00:36:50,845 Ya lazy bastard. 742 00:36:50,945 --> 00:36:52,814 Did you just hear that? 743 00:36:54,982 --> 00:36:57,018 Don't ask him, pal. 744 00:36:57,118 --> 00:36:58,251 You hear me? 745 00:36:58,351 --> 00:37:00,521 I'm talkin' to you. 746 00:37:00,621 --> 00:37:02,824 My heart's beating really fast. 747 00:37:05,425 --> 00:37:08,730 Fat Joe, you're a Fanny. 748 00:37:08,830 --> 00:37:10,397 You're a sausage. 749 00:37:10,497 --> 00:37:12,800 And a big fuckin' stoner. 750 00:37:12,900 --> 00:37:15,737 I think the lobster just said my name, bro. 751 00:37:17,237 --> 00:37:18,573 What? 752 00:37:18,673 --> 00:37:20,508 You see these clippers of mine? 753 00:37:20,608 --> 00:37:25,113 I will hang from your balls until you're 50 years old. 754 00:37:25,213 --> 00:37:27,582 What the fuck did you say, lobster? 755 00:37:27,682 --> 00:37:30,118 Your balls will be down at your ankles. 756 00:37:30,218 --> 00:37:31,753 I'm gonna get your ass. 757 00:37:31,853 --> 00:37:34,622 Get in here. I will give you such a nip. 758 00:37:34,722 --> 00:37:36,958 You know, there's an electric eel in there, right? 759 00:37:37,058 --> 00:37:39,927 If you touch that shit, it'll be fucking shocking. 760 00:37:44,397 --> 00:37:47,034 I'ma get ya. 761 00:37:50,772 --> 00:37:53,541 Okay. I'm not going to stay here and watch you guys 762 00:37:53,641 --> 00:37:55,318 turn our fish tank into a Sushi restaurant, 763 00:37:55,342 --> 00:37:56,244 so I'm going to leave. 764 00:37:56,343 --> 00:37:57,779 Good luck with Batman. 765 00:37:57,879 --> 00:38:02,282 Oh, and Fat Joe, that lobster is not talking to you. 766 00:38:04,284 --> 00:38:05,385 Smoke me, smoke me. 767 00:38:05,485 --> 00:38:07,688 I can't smoke you anymore. 768 00:38:07,789 --> 00:38:09,557 Whatchoo mean you can't smoke me! 769 00:38:09,657 --> 00:38:11,424 Man, quit acting like a bitch. 770 00:38:11,526 --> 00:38:14,461 You CAN hit this shit. You ain't quitting. 771 00:38:14,562 --> 00:38:16,097 Man, fuck that meeting! 772 00:38:16,197 --> 00:38:19,366 Smoke me, smoke me, smoke meeeeeee... 773 00:38:19,466 --> 00:38:21,803 I don't wanna. I don't wanna... 774 00:38:31,411 --> 00:38:33,014 Got your new phone. 775 00:38:33,114 --> 00:38:34,615 - Thank you. - Mm-hm. 776 00:38:34,715 --> 00:38:36,851 Um, so have you read that script yet? 777 00:38:36,951 --> 00:38:38,695 Because we should really get you to that meeting. 778 00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:40,329 I'm going to be honest with you, I've smoked 779 00:38:40,353 --> 00:38:42,223 half a pound of weed with my friends because 780 00:38:42,322 --> 00:38:44,091 we killed my girlfriend's entire family 781 00:38:44,192 --> 00:38:45,660 after we broke into her house. 782 00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:47,728 I am a little bit concerned about the 783 00:38:47,829 --> 00:38:49,973 you "killed your girlfriend's entire family" comment, but... 784 00:38:49,997 --> 00:38:53,034 She also might be my ex-girlfriend now. 785 00:38:57,337 --> 00:38:58,773 Hey, Leo. 786 00:38:58,873 --> 00:39:00,641 What's up? 787 00:39:00,741 --> 00:39:06,147 Oh, wait, before you go, can you glue these urns back together? 788 00:39:06,247 --> 00:39:09,517 Yo, take this body bag. 789 00:39:09,617 --> 00:39:12,153 What do you... what do you mean when you say urns? 790 00:39:12,253 --> 00:39:15,623 You know, like a vase for dead people? 791 00:39:15,723 --> 00:39:17,901 There's like a bunch of arts and crafts shit in the garage. 792 00:39:17,925 --> 00:39:22,830 And then after you glue that, fill it with this ash. 793 00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:27,068 You got it. 794 00:39:30,470 --> 00:39:34,108 And that glue better be organic. 795 00:39:37,011 --> 00:39:39,780 You know, you could throw my old phone away. 796 00:39:44,218 --> 00:39:46,988 Whoa... 797 00:39:47,088 --> 00:39:49,023 Apple... 798 00:39:51,859 --> 00:39:55,696 Yes, here we go, here we go, here we go. 799 00:39:55,796 --> 00:39:57,064 London? 800 00:39:57,164 --> 00:39:58,633 - Baby. - Where have you been? 801 00:39:58,733 --> 00:40:00,735 I think someone's broke into my house. 802 00:40:00,835 --> 00:40:03,470 I, I... 803 00:40:06,741 --> 00:40:07,975 London? 804 00:40:13,180 --> 00:40:14,782 Wake up. 805 00:40:14,882 --> 00:40:17,385 Why won't he wake up? Did you guys only smoke weed? 806 00:40:17,484 --> 00:40:19,387 There was a lot of weed. 807 00:40:19,486 --> 00:40:23,190 What the fuck? 808 00:40:23,291 --> 00:40:25,359 [(high-pitched voice] Hey, buddy. 809 00:40:25,458 --> 00:40:27,494 You feeling okay? 810 00:40:27,595 --> 00:40:29,964 Dylan, fuck you, man. 811 00:40:30,064 --> 00:40:32,300 Angel, this was the worst idea you've ever had. 812 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:35,269 I'm so high and I got the biggest meeting 813 00:40:35,369 --> 00:40:36,737 of my life today. 814 00:40:36,837 --> 00:40:38,757 We could have burned anything to get those ashes. 815 00:40:38,839 --> 00:40:41,409 I've been telling you, man, it's about 816 00:40:41,509 --> 00:40:44,211 the consistency of the ash. 817 00:40:44,312 --> 00:40:47,982 No, you know what? Stop. Okay? 818 00:40:48,082 --> 00:40:49,650 Leo, Fat Joe, Dylan, 819 00:40:49,750 --> 00:40:51,028 take these urns and put them back 820 00:40:51,052 --> 00:40:53,321 in Apple's house without her knowing. 821 00:40:53,421 --> 00:40:55,323 Wait, hold up. 822 00:40:55,423 --> 00:40:58,759 In Calabasas? Hell no, bro. 823 00:40:59,660 --> 00:41:01,162 Hell yes, bro. 824 00:41:01,262 --> 00:41:03,564 Angel, you're coming with me. 825 00:41:05,232 --> 00:41:07,935 I'm legitimately... 826 00:41:08,035 --> 00:41:11,339 Legitimately too high to drive right now, I think. 827 00:41:11,439 --> 00:41:12,640 I could drive us. 828 00:41:14,008 --> 00:41:15,509 Okay. 829 00:41:25,152 --> 00:41:26,520 Let's just take my G-wagon. 830 00:41:26,620 --> 00:41:27,822 - Yeah. - Yeah. 831 00:41:29,056 --> 00:41:31,158 Sorry, excuse me. Sorry. 832 00:41:33,227 --> 00:41:36,030 - You know... - Yeah. 833 00:41:38,666 --> 00:41:40,267 - Just... - Yeah, go that way. 834 00:41:44,405 --> 00:41:46,140 Oh, God. 835 00:41:46,240 --> 00:41:47,875 ♪ ♪ 836 00:41:51,312 --> 00:41:52,312 Good as new. 837 00:41:59,820 --> 00:42:01,620 You didn't forget anything in the room, right? 838 00:42:06,727 --> 00:42:08,462 Who the fuck is that guy? 839 00:42:08,562 --> 00:42:10,231 She already got a new boyfriend? 840 00:42:10,331 --> 00:42:12,967 ♪ ♪ 841 00:42:15,269 --> 00:42:16,971 Please read this. 842 00:42:20,241 --> 00:42:22,543 Okay. Me, me, me. 843 00:42:22,643 --> 00:42:28,649 Not me, not me, not me, me, me. 844 00:42:28,749 --> 00:42:33,320 Don't care. Don't care. 845 00:42:33,421 --> 00:42:37,324 I save the day. Batman wins, amazing. 846 00:42:39,794 --> 00:42:42,396 Let me just call Leo. 847 00:42:42,496 --> 00:42:43,597 London. 848 00:42:43,697 --> 00:42:45,266 Yo, Leo, how'd it go? 849 00:42:45,366 --> 00:42:48,436 Yo, we got the urns back in Apple's house. 850 00:42:48,537 --> 00:42:49,603 Woo! 851 00:42:49,703 --> 00:42:51,806 Thank God. How's it look? 852 00:42:51,906 --> 00:42:54,208 Well, it looks lovely, like nothing ever happened. 853 00:42:54,308 --> 00:42:57,478 But dude, we kind of got a different problem, man. 854 00:42:57,578 --> 00:42:59,548 Seriously. 855 00:42:59,647 --> 00:43:01,248 What does that mean? 856 00:43:01,348 --> 00:43:02,859 It means you should probably come over to Apple's house 857 00:43:02,883 --> 00:43:04,785 right now, man, it's kind of bad, bro. 858 00:43:04,885 --> 00:43:06,263 Dude, I can't. I'm at the Batman meeting. 859 00:43:06,287 --> 00:43:08,523 - I literally just pulled up. - Yeah, I hear you. 860 00:43:08,656 --> 00:43:10,033 But if you care about your relationship, 861 00:43:10,057 --> 00:43:11,617 you better get over here right now, man. 862 00:43:11,659 --> 00:43:13,094 It's pretty ugly, man. 863 00:43:14,361 --> 00:43:15,763 All right, fuck it, dude. 864 00:43:15,863 --> 00:43:17,183 Just stay right there. I'm coming. 865 00:43:17,231 --> 00:43:19,467 Just don't let her leave. 866 00:43:19,568 --> 00:43:21,235 Why is this happening to me today? 867 00:43:21,335 --> 00:43:22,236 I got to call Maxine. 868 00:43:22,336 --> 00:43:23,604 London. 869 00:43:23,704 --> 00:43:26,240 Maxine, I'm going to be an hour late. 870 00:43:26,340 --> 00:43:28,109 I'm sorry, I'm stuck in traffic. 871 00:43:28,209 --> 00:43:30,512 It's bumper to bumper. It's so weird. 872 00:43:30,611 --> 00:43:33,180 - The 405. - The Rigmarole, crazy. 873 00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:34,849 Maybe there's an accident or something. 874 00:43:34,949 --> 00:43:36,617 You know what? It is an accident. 875 00:43:36,717 --> 00:43:39,588 I'm it's like a Fiat is like tipped over. 876 00:43:39,687 --> 00:43:42,423 So it's like oil, giant oil spill. I think. 877 00:43:42,524 --> 00:43:44,658 An oil spill. Wild. 878 00:43:44,758 --> 00:43:47,328 Fossil fuels, right? So fucking whack. 879 00:43:47,428 --> 00:43:49,230 Right, so whack. Totally whack. 880 00:43:49,330 --> 00:43:51,198 So what do you think? 881 00:43:51,298 --> 00:43:54,802 How much time do you think you need? 882 00:43:54,902 --> 00:43:57,638 I don't know. With the way, the way it's looking right now, 883 00:43:57,738 --> 00:43:59,473 I'm looking at Olive's GPS, 884 00:43:59,574 --> 00:44:04,311 it says 40... 44 minutes. 885 00:44:04,411 --> 00:44:07,114 But, you know, L.A., right? 886 00:44:07,214 --> 00:44:12,019 You know what, London? No problem. I'll handle it. 887 00:44:12,119 --> 00:44:14,221 I mean, Maxine, thank you. And you know what? 888 00:44:14,321 --> 00:44:15,789 I'm going to yell at Olive right now. 889 00:44:15,890 --> 00:44:16,890 Please just drive. 890 00:44:16,957 --> 00:44:18,259 We've hit the shoulder Lane... 891 00:44:18,359 --> 00:44:19,927 Hey, Olive, don't fucking drive at all. 892 00:44:20,027 --> 00:44:22,597 Are you out of your mind? 893 00:44:22,696 --> 00:44:24,007 Well, first of all, I hope your acting 894 00:44:24,031 --> 00:44:25,543 is going to be a little bit better than that 895 00:44:25,567 --> 00:44:26,577 on your second Batman audition. 896 00:44:26,601 --> 00:44:28,035 Oh my God. Oh my God 897 00:44:28,135 --> 00:44:29,514 I swear to God, if you... you know how hard I worked 898 00:44:29,538 --> 00:44:30,548 for you to get this fucking meeting? 899 00:44:30,572 --> 00:44:31,939 Do you have any idea? 900 00:44:32,039 --> 00:44:35,209 Do not fuck this up over a pair of tits in nice clothes. 901 00:44:36,944 --> 00:44:38,179 She's so scary! Drive, drive. 902 00:44:38,279 --> 00:44:41,015 You are not a real feminist. Do not back up! 903 00:44:41,115 --> 00:44:43,751 God damn it! Stop the car! What the fuck is this? 904 00:44:43,851 --> 00:44:45,411 Oh my God, she's getting out of the car. 905 00:44:47,221 --> 00:44:49,461 Do you have any idea how many dicks I sucked in this town 906 00:44:49,490 --> 00:44:50,758 in order to get this meeting? 907 00:44:50,858 --> 00:44:52,493 I did not suck these dicks in vain. 908 00:44:52,594 --> 00:44:55,362 ♪ ♪ 909 00:44:57,532 --> 00:44:58,875 - Where's Apple at? - She just left. 910 00:44:58,899 --> 00:45:01,135 - You just missed them. - You let her leave? 911 00:45:01,235 --> 00:45:04,506 How was I supposed to stop your girl? 912 00:45:04,606 --> 00:45:07,408 Yo, London, she left with some dude. 913 00:45:07,509 --> 00:45:09,043 She left with a dude? 914 00:45:09,143 --> 00:45:11,646 A buff dude. 915 00:45:11,745 --> 00:45:13,548 And they had bags. 916 00:45:13,648 --> 00:45:14,949 And yes, they left together. 917 00:45:15,049 --> 00:45:17,885 With a fucking neck pillow, look. 918 00:45:19,420 --> 00:45:20,955 Oh, my God, that dude's huge. 919 00:45:21,055 --> 00:45:22,624 Jacked, dude, look at his shoulders. 920 00:45:22,756 --> 00:45:24,100 It took him countless hours to get it 921 00:45:24,124 --> 00:45:25,627 stretched out like that, bro. 922 00:45:25,726 --> 00:45:28,963 - He would beat your ass, dude. - Neck pillow. 923 00:45:29,063 --> 00:45:30,264 Is she about to fly somewhere? 924 00:45:30,364 --> 00:45:32,299 She always flies private out of Van Nuys. 925 00:45:32,399 --> 00:45:33,767 So it's easy to get there. 926 00:45:33,867 --> 00:45:36,103 I got to pull up to the airport. 927 00:45:38,472 --> 00:45:40,040 Hold on one second. 928 00:45:44,178 --> 00:45:45,212 London. 929 00:45:45,312 --> 00:45:47,047 I just fucking answered Maxine's call. 930 00:45:47,147 --> 00:45:49,883 Hi. Yup, I'm about to be there now. 931 00:45:51,919 --> 00:45:53,454 - What are you doing? - Fuck fuck fuck! 932 00:45:53,555 --> 00:45:54,665 I'm supposed to be at that meeting! 933 00:45:54,689 --> 00:45:58,158 Go to the meeting. Fuck love. 934 00:45:58,259 --> 00:46:00,160 Go be Batman. 935 00:46:00,261 --> 00:46:02,763 I'm not losing her over this acting job. 936 00:46:02,863 --> 00:46:04,298 Maybe I don't want to be Batman. 937 00:46:04,398 --> 00:46:06,800 Maybe everyone else just wants me to be Batman. 938 00:46:06,900 --> 00:46:09,837 And I don't want to be... the lead in a 100... 939 00:46:09,937 --> 00:46:11,305 million dollar... 940 00:46:11,405 --> 00:46:13,642 movie that makes you legendary forever. 941 00:46:13,742 --> 00:46:14,743 Dude, you're tripping. 942 00:46:14,842 --> 00:46:16,082 I would literally hire a hitman 943 00:46:16,143 --> 00:46:18,212 and take my parents out to be Batman. 944 00:46:18,312 --> 00:46:20,414 We've already killed one family today. 945 00:46:20,515 --> 00:46:22,325 Hey, I hate to break up this bromance right now, 946 00:46:22,349 --> 00:46:23,951 but I just got a text from Maxine. 947 00:46:24,051 --> 00:46:25,862 It says if you are not at this meeting in 15 minutes, 948 00:46:25,886 --> 00:46:29,189 she is going to cut your dick and balls off. 949 00:46:29,290 --> 00:46:31,425 That's the nice part, do you want me to read the rest? 950 00:46:31,526 --> 00:46:32,793 We're good. 951 00:46:35,396 --> 00:46:36,497 What do I do? 952 00:46:37,898 --> 00:46:39,567 Bro, go to the meeting. 953 00:46:39,668 --> 00:46:41,536 I can't, I can't do it. 954 00:46:43,571 --> 00:46:45,272 I choose love. 955 00:46:45,372 --> 00:46:46,574 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 956 00:46:46,675 --> 00:46:49,076 I get it if you guys don't want to be friends no more 957 00:46:49,176 --> 00:46:51,812 because this is career suicide. 958 00:46:51,912 --> 00:46:55,182 But if we didn't leave you after that shitty ass, 959 00:46:55,282 --> 00:46:58,720 horrible, terrible, worst thing that's ever 960 00:46:58,819 --> 00:47:01,822 been shown on a television finale? 961 00:47:01,922 --> 00:47:05,359 Respectfully, we're not going to leave you now. 962 00:47:06,628 --> 00:47:08,095 Real friends. 963 00:47:09,430 --> 00:47:11,298 We're good. 964 00:47:11,398 --> 00:47:13,702 Go get your girl, man. 965 00:47:13,802 --> 00:47:15,502 Can I borrow your car? 966 00:47:17,871 --> 00:47:20,407 My dawg. 967 00:47:20,508 --> 00:47:22,976 Sorry, Dylan. 968 00:47:26,748 --> 00:47:28,516 Thanks, Olive. 969 00:47:28,616 --> 00:47:30,050 Yo, hold up. 970 00:47:30,150 --> 00:47:32,386 Hey, where'd you say that meeting was at again? 971 00:47:37,391 --> 00:47:39,360 Van Nuys Airport, how can I help you? 972 00:47:39,460 --> 00:47:42,162 Hey. Are there any flights about to take off 973 00:47:42,262 --> 00:47:45,432 or is there any buff dudes with a neck pillow 974 00:47:45,533 --> 00:47:46,867 at the airport right now? 975 00:47:46,967 --> 00:47:49,136 Uh, yeah, there actually is. Yes. 976 00:47:49,236 --> 00:47:50,270 There is. 977 00:47:50,371 --> 00:47:52,774 Yo, please, break the wing or some shit. 978 00:47:52,873 --> 00:47:53,873 I'm on my way. 979 00:47:53,941 --> 00:47:55,777 All right, bye. Have a good day. 980 00:47:55,876 --> 00:47:57,177 Fucking weirdo. 981 00:47:59,313 --> 00:48:02,383 About to catch this jet, brothers and sisters, what's up? 982 00:48:03,718 --> 00:48:05,119 Yo! 983 00:48:05,219 --> 00:48:07,154 Oh, it's that actor, dude, right? 984 00:48:07,254 --> 00:48:10,592 What the fuck, dude, are you trying to take my girl? 985 00:48:10,692 --> 00:48:12,527 Is she on there right now? 986 00:48:12,627 --> 00:48:13,695 Dennis Rodman? 987 00:48:13,795 --> 00:48:15,162 Why are you so mad, man? 988 00:48:15,262 --> 00:48:16,707 You should be mad at the trash-ass finale, man. 989 00:48:16,731 --> 00:48:19,701 Fuck you, Dennis Rodman. 990 00:48:19,801 --> 00:48:20,802 Great job. 991 00:48:20,901 --> 00:48:23,437 Hey, superstar, what's up, baby? 992 00:48:23,538 --> 00:48:24,938 You stay sleeping. 993 00:48:25,038 --> 00:48:26,638 I'll be in Vegas, baby. I'll be in Vegas. 994 00:48:26,674 --> 00:48:28,108 Stay awake from him! 995 00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:36,450 I can't believe you gave London the keys to your car, bro. 996 00:48:36,551 --> 00:48:39,052 Got us sitting three in the back right now. 997 00:48:39,153 --> 00:48:40,588 Three in the back. 998 00:48:42,289 --> 00:48:44,726 Damn it. Olive! 999 00:48:44,826 --> 00:48:46,493 Where are we going right now? 1000 00:48:46,594 --> 00:48:50,565 You know I'm not letting London miss that meeting, right? 1001 00:48:50,665 --> 00:48:52,600 - The Batman meeting? - Yeah. 1002 00:48:53,902 --> 00:48:55,804 Who are you thinking about for Robin? 1003 00:48:55,904 --> 00:48:59,039 What do you think about, you know, maybe like Peter Dinklage? 1004 00:48:59,139 --> 00:49:00,909 Oh, thank you. 1005 00:49:01,008 --> 00:49:03,310 Hold on one second. Thank you. 1006 00:49:03,410 --> 00:49:04,978 Come to mama. 1007 00:49:05,078 --> 00:49:06,681 Is he always this late? 1008 00:49:06,781 --> 00:49:08,348 Hm? Is he late? 1009 00:49:08,449 --> 00:49:14,988 I did not even notice. I'm having such a good time. 1010 00:49:15,088 --> 00:49:17,024 Damn, I love acting. 1011 00:49:20,194 --> 00:49:21,729 Batman wears a mask. 1012 00:49:21,830 --> 00:49:25,265 Just... the actor is going to have to wear it constantly. 1013 00:49:25,365 --> 00:49:27,869 So director, tell me about your movie. 1014 00:49:27,968 --> 00:49:29,537 I was hoping you read the script. 1015 00:49:29,637 --> 00:49:32,072 Have you read the script? 1016 00:49:32,172 --> 00:49:34,041 Of course, he's read the script. 1017 00:49:34,141 --> 00:49:35,543 Of course you read the script. 1018 00:49:35,643 --> 00:49:37,712 London, tell them all about. Just kidding. 1019 00:49:37,812 --> 00:49:39,914 Does it look like I'm kidding? 1020 00:49:40,013 --> 00:49:42,149 Whose dick do I gotta suck around here 1021 00:49:42,249 --> 00:49:44,451 to get some pancakes? 1022 00:49:44,552 --> 00:49:46,955 End of scene. See, this is going to be amazing. 1023 00:49:47,054 --> 00:49:48,723 This movie is going to shoot itself. 1024 00:49:48,823 --> 00:49:51,091 I think I'm going to shoot myself. 1025 00:49:51,191 --> 00:49:53,427 I can't believe we let him go in there with that mask. 1026 00:49:53,528 --> 00:49:56,898 Leo's fucking wearing an elephant on his head. 1027 00:49:56,997 --> 00:49:58,733 Yeah, I got to be honest you guys have had 1028 00:49:58,833 --> 00:50:03,103 a lot of dumb ideas, but this one... this one's really dumb. 1029 00:50:03,203 --> 00:50:07,609 Shh, shh, shh, be still. 1030 00:50:07,709 --> 00:50:09,176 This will hurt now. 1031 00:50:11,211 --> 00:50:12,514 What are you doing? 1032 00:50:13,748 --> 00:50:15,282 That's perfect. 1033 00:50:18,753 --> 00:50:20,555 It's okay, it's okay. 1034 00:50:22,456 --> 00:50:24,692 Don't touch it. 1035 00:50:24,792 --> 00:50:26,360 Are you feeling okay? 1036 00:50:26,460 --> 00:50:29,062 You got hit in the face really hard. 1037 00:50:29,162 --> 00:50:31,566 It is so hard to take you seriously... 1038 00:50:31,666 --> 00:50:34,969 with that fucking thing on your face! 1039 00:50:35,068 --> 00:50:38,205 Good Bad People sucked. 1040 00:50:38,305 --> 00:50:42,075 - Your finale was shit. - He didn't write it. 1041 00:50:42,175 --> 00:50:44,077 But you're the best thing of the show. 1042 00:50:44,177 --> 00:50:45,747 Uh, thanks. 1043 00:50:45,847 --> 00:50:48,115 I mean, honestly, thank God 1044 00:50:48,215 --> 00:50:49,827 I pulled your old phone out of the garbage can, 1045 00:50:49,851 --> 00:50:51,662 found out that your dad's birthday is your passcode 1046 00:50:51,686 --> 00:50:54,288 and used Find my iPhone to track your coordinates. 1047 00:50:54,388 --> 00:50:59,761 You have been very hard to keep track of today, Mister. 1048 00:50:59,861 --> 00:51:01,861 Oh, and you really shouldn't throw that stuff away, 1049 00:51:01,930 --> 00:51:03,665 you know, freaking crazy people 1050 00:51:03,765 --> 00:51:05,332 could get a hold of that shit. 1051 00:51:06,768 --> 00:51:09,202 Did you just give me stitches? 1052 00:51:09,303 --> 00:51:11,906 Lucky for you both my parents are doctors. 1053 00:51:12,006 --> 00:51:14,441 I never leave home without my sewing kit. 1054 00:51:17,277 --> 00:51:18,722 And that's when I realized the only person 1055 00:51:18,746 --> 00:51:22,349 that will always be there for you is your stalker. 1056 00:51:23,952 --> 00:51:26,854 Um, I want to call my friends. See if they can pick me up. 1057 00:51:26,955 --> 00:51:29,724 Sure. 1058 00:51:29,824 --> 00:51:31,091 My phone's dead, fuck. 1059 00:51:31,191 --> 00:51:32,560 Do you have a charger? 1060 00:51:32,660 --> 00:51:35,763 Uh, yeah, there's one in the glove compartment. 1061 00:51:37,699 --> 00:51:40,467 ♪ ♪ 1062 00:51:42,770 --> 00:51:44,639 That's a lot of gloves. 1063 00:51:44,739 --> 00:51:47,508 Well, yeah, silly, it's the glove compartment. 1064 00:51:47,609 --> 00:51:48,810 Right. 1065 00:52:01,355 --> 00:52:04,424 Just gotta wait a minute for it to turn on. 1066 00:52:08,462 --> 00:52:11,298 ♪ It's just me and you ♪ 1067 00:52:11,398 --> 00:52:14,002 ♪ Sitting alone inside my car ♪ 1068 00:52:14,102 --> 00:52:15,369 ♪ It's just me and you ♪ 1069 00:52:15,469 --> 00:52:17,572 Can you take me home right now? 1070 00:52:17,672 --> 00:52:20,240 Yeah, yeah. 1071 00:52:20,340 --> 00:52:22,309 I was actually about to head over there anyway. 1072 00:52:22,409 --> 00:52:24,277 ♪ Nobody here to help you ♪ 1073 00:52:24,378 --> 00:52:27,180 ♪ It's just me and you ♪ 1074 00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:28,916 ♪ In my car ♪ 1075 00:52:29,017 --> 00:52:32,854 Bro, I can not even fucking see in this car anymore. 1076 00:52:32,954 --> 00:52:34,922 Roll down the windows. 1077 00:52:35,023 --> 00:52:38,092 Wait, am I high now? 1078 00:52:38,191 --> 00:52:41,629 You're literally sitting in a blunt right now. 1079 00:52:41,729 --> 00:52:44,297 I have eyes on the suspects in the safety pin car 1080 00:52:44,398 --> 00:52:45,833 from the Calabasas break in. 1081 00:52:45,933 --> 00:52:48,870 ♪ Sitting in a blunt Sitting in a blunt ♪ 1082 00:52:48,970 --> 00:52:50,772 ♪ Da da da da da da da ♪ 1083 00:52:50,872 --> 00:52:52,073 ♪ Sitting in a blunt ♪ 1084 00:52:54,509 --> 00:52:56,044 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1085 00:52:56,144 --> 00:52:57,879 - Put that shit out. - I got this. 1086 00:53:01,883 --> 00:53:03,117 Oh, God. 1087 00:53:03,216 --> 00:53:04,952 Are you serious right now? 1088 00:53:07,088 --> 00:53:08,122 Shit. 1089 00:53:08,221 --> 00:53:09,657 - What? - Oh, no. 1090 00:53:09,757 --> 00:53:11,693 I mean, I've been on this shit for eight hours. 1091 00:53:11,793 --> 00:53:14,227 You know us actors and our organic diets. 1092 00:53:14,327 --> 00:53:15,228 I'll be back. 1093 00:53:15,328 --> 00:53:17,264 That is a Juilliard thing. 1094 00:53:17,364 --> 00:53:19,901 They have this whole new nutritional digestive 1095 00:53:20,001 --> 00:53:23,437 artistic integration thing. 1096 00:53:23,538 --> 00:53:25,272 I've had worse meetings. 1097 00:53:25,372 --> 00:53:28,275 He really reminds me of a young River Phoenix. 1098 00:53:28,375 --> 00:53:29,577 - Really? - Mm-hmm. Doesn't he? 1099 00:53:29,677 --> 00:53:31,579 He reminds me of the fucking elephant man. 1100 00:53:31,679 --> 00:53:34,716 This is L.A., man. We can smoke wherever we want. 1101 00:53:34,816 --> 00:53:36,117 I'm aware of that. 1102 00:53:36,216 --> 00:53:38,186 Come on down. Let's have a little chat. 1103 00:53:38,285 --> 00:53:39,954 You a cool cop or something? 1104 00:53:40,054 --> 00:53:42,156 Yeah, stoney smurf. Give me a little bit of that. 1105 00:53:42,255 --> 00:53:43,667 All right. Thank you, how about that? 1106 00:53:43,691 --> 00:53:44,935 - All right. Cool. - Get over here. Get over. 1107 00:53:44,959 --> 00:53:47,360 I trusted you! 1108 00:53:47,461 --> 00:53:49,063 - Get that out of here. - What the fuck? 1109 00:53:49,163 --> 00:53:50,473 Hands in the air. Hands in the air. 1110 00:53:50,497 --> 00:53:52,567 Oh, take a dubstep back there, Daft Punk. 1111 00:53:52,667 --> 00:53:56,003 - All right. - What up, Leo. 1112 00:53:56,104 --> 00:53:57,471 How was the meeting, bro? 1113 00:53:57,572 --> 00:53:59,774 Man, you know I killed it. I hope I got the part. 1114 00:53:59,874 --> 00:54:01,274 Oh my God. 1115 00:54:02,176 --> 00:54:04,812 Okay, here we go. 1116 00:54:04,912 --> 00:54:08,482 Did that really just happen, or is this some good-ass weed? 1117 00:54:08,583 --> 00:54:11,418 This is some good ass weed, bro. 1118 00:54:11,519 --> 00:54:13,988 Oh my God, it's all over my hand. 1119 00:54:18,291 --> 00:54:21,428 Why do you always sit outside my house? 1120 00:54:21,529 --> 00:54:23,330 Follow me to work. 1121 00:54:25,733 --> 00:54:27,602 Um... 1122 00:54:27,702 --> 00:54:31,371 I guess I just really relate to you. 1123 00:54:33,406 --> 00:54:36,744 I don't think you really know me. 1124 00:54:36,844 --> 00:54:40,715 That's just a character on Good Bad People, that's not me. 1125 00:54:40,815 --> 00:54:43,316 I'm not talking about Good Bad People. 1126 00:54:43,416 --> 00:54:45,987 I've been a fan since I Hate My Parents. 1127 00:54:46,087 --> 00:54:47,889 You've seen I Hate My Parents? 1128 00:54:47,989 --> 00:54:49,223 - Yeah. - That's crazy. 1129 00:54:49,322 --> 00:54:50,658 I feel like no one saw that. 1130 00:54:50,758 --> 00:54:54,327 Oh well, I watched it like every single day. 1131 00:54:54,427 --> 00:54:55,730 I know every line. 1132 00:54:55,830 --> 00:54:59,399 Honestly, I mean, the acting, it's just... 1133 00:55:00,333 --> 00:55:01,936 It's so brilliant. 1134 00:55:03,871 --> 00:55:05,673 Thanks. 1135 00:55:05,773 --> 00:55:06,774 Baby... 1136 00:55:07,875 --> 00:55:10,477 No way, how did you get one of these? 1137 00:55:10,578 --> 00:55:12,479 They don't even sell these here. 1138 00:55:12,580 --> 00:55:15,016 This used to be my favorite drink back in... 1139 00:55:15,116 --> 00:55:16,617 - high school. - High school. 1140 00:55:23,958 --> 00:55:25,059 ♪ I never thought ♪ 1141 00:55:25,159 --> 00:55:27,228 Shut the fuck up. 1142 00:55:27,327 --> 00:55:28,395 This used to be my... 1143 00:55:28,495 --> 00:55:30,865 - favorite song. - Favorite song. 1144 00:55:30,965 --> 00:55:34,268 ♪ I traced the cord back to the wall ♪ 1145 00:55:34,367 --> 00:55:36,737 ♪ No wonder it was never plugged in at all ♪ 1146 00:55:36,838 --> 00:55:39,607 Damn, why is everyone so worried about me? 1147 00:55:39,707 --> 00:55:44,377 Oh. They probably saw the video of the fight. 1148 00:55:44,477 --> 00:55:46,346 There was a video of the fight? 1149 00:55:46,446 --> 00:55:48,115 Yeah. I mean, it went viral. 1150 00:55:48,216 --> 00:55:50,117 It's trending everywhere. 1151 00:55:50,218 --> 00:55:52,753 Oh, I look like such a fucking idiot. 1152 00:55:52,854 --> 00:55:54,021 No, you don't. 1153 00:55:54,121 --> 00:55:57,291 You look amazing even while getting knocked out. 1154 00:55:57,424 --> 00:55:59,227 It's crazy. 1155 00:55:59,327 --> 00:56:00,695 I got to call Apple. 1156 00:56:04,632 --> 00:56:06,534 Damn, straight to voicemail. 1157 00:56:08,669 --> 00:56:11,438 She's not answering any of my calls. 1158 00:56:12,607 --> 00:56:15,009 Kinda sounds like she sucks. 1159 00:56:16,443 --> 00:56:18,012 I shouldn't laugh at that. 1160 00:56:19,479 --> 00:56:20,982 It was funny. 1161 00:56:24,285 --> 00:56:26,520 This is as far as I can go. 1162 00:56:26,621 --> 00:56:30,558 - Oh, right, the, uh... - Restraining order. 1163 00:56:30,658 --> 00:56:32,827 - Yes. - Yeah. 1164 00:56:32,927 --> 00:56:35,329 Well, I won't tell if you won't. 1165 00:56:35,428 --> 00:56:37,632 Also thank you for my stitches. 1166 00:56:37,732 --> 00:56:39,000 - The Band-Aid. - Yeah. 1167 00:56:40,301 --> 00:56:42,904 Looks good. Poor baby. 1168 00:56:43,004 --> 00:56:45,106 You're actually cool. 1169 00:56:45,206 --> 00:56:47,108 I'm down to be friends. 1170 00:56:49,176 --> 00:56:52,412 Uh... Yeah, okay. 1171 00:56:53,848 --> 00:56:56,449 Are you serious? 1172 00:56:56,550 --> 00:56:59,053 Is this why you've been acting weird all day? 1173 00:56:59,153 --> 00:57:00,388 Baby, I can explain. 1174 00:57:00,487 --> 00:57:03,991 Is that your stalker? 1175 00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:07,762 - Oh. - No, no, no, no. 1176 00:57:07,862 --> 00:57:09,363 I love you. 1177 00:57:09,462 --> 00:57:10,765 We can run away together, 1178 00:57:10,865 --> 00:57:13,234 I have two first-class tickets to Cancun. 1179 00:57:13,334 --> 00:57:14,368 What? No. 1180 00:57:14,467 --> 00:57:15,603 Hey, where are you going? 1181 00:57:15,703 --> 00:57:17,014 Also, wait, why are you mad at me? 1182 00:57:17,038 --> 00:57:18,548 You're the one who is running around town 1183 00:57:18,572 --> 00:57:20,508 with some other guy this afternoon. 1184 00:57:21,776 --> 00:57:24,645 I came here to make sure you are okay 1185 00:57:24,745 --> 00:57:26,881 because I saw your ass getting whupped on Instagram, 1186 00:57:26,981 --> 00:57:29,350 but clearly you're doing just fine. 1187 00:57:29,449 --> 00:57:33,054 Okay. Yeah, that looks bad, but it's not. 1188 00:57:33,154 --> 00:57:34,914 She just kidnaped me after I got knocked out. 1189 00:57:38,159 --> 00:57:41,329 Why are you avoiding the fact that I saw you with another guy? 1190 00:57:41,429 --> 00:57:44,665 You mean, Luca, my stylist? 1191 00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:48,336 The big guy? 1192 00:57:48,436 --> 00:57:49,670 Yeah. 1193 00:57:51,138 --> 00:57:52,773 He's a stylist? 1194 00:57:52,873 --> 00:57:54,618 But you know what, that might get a little confusing for you 1195 00:57:54,642 --> 00:57:56,186 when you get high with your friends all the time. 1196 00:57:56,210 --> 00:57:58,446 So let me make this not confusing for you. 1197 00:57:58,546 --> 00:58:00,581 We need a break. 1198 00:58:00,681 --> 00:58:03,584 I'm not doing this right now. 1199 00:58:03,684 --> 00:58:05,252 You know what, fuck that. 1200 00:58:05,353 --> 00:58:07,989 You started this shit when you said that dumb text message. 1201 00:58:08,089 --> 00:58:11,726 What message? 1202 00:58:11,826 --> 00:58:14,328 Why did you spell it like that, hm? 1203 00:58:14,428 --> 00:58:16,697 It's a typo. 1204 00:58:18,432 --> 00:58:19,834 Okay. Okay, well, what about this, 1205 00:58:19,934 --> 00:58:22,103 I wish I didn't have to do this through text. 1206 00:58:22,203 --> 00:58:24,572 Weird. 1207 00:58:24,672 --> 00:58:27,608 Because I wish I could do it in person 1208 00:58:27,708 --> 00:58:29,944 because I like waking up next to you. 1209 00:58:30,911 --> 00:58:33,080 ♪ ♪ 1210 00:58:40,554 --> 00:58:41,922 Wait, Apple. 1211 00:58:47,795 --> 00:58:49,797 Fuck! 1212 00:58:51,565 --> 00:58:53,234 Not going that way. 1213 00:58:54,535 --> 00:58:57,938 Hey, babe! See you later, okay? 1214 00:58:58,039 --> 00:58:59,573 Definitely not. 1215 00:59:00,408 --> 00:59:02,576 ♪ ♪ 1216 00:59:11,652 --> 00:59:14,588 Hey, this is London. Leave a message. 1217 00:59:17,526 --> 00:59:20,995 All right, Maxine, here. 1218 00:59:21,095 --> 00:59:23,030 Um, leaving you a voicemail because you 1219 00:59:23,130 --> 00:59:25,699 all of a sudden don't pick up the phone for me anymore. 1220 00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:29,670 That's maybe the first time I've left a voicemail in years. 1221 00:59:29,770 --> 00:59:32,606 People don't send me to voicemail, but you know what? 1222 00:59:32,706 --> 00:59:34,341 I'm going to take this opportunity 1223 00:59:34,442 --> 00:59:38,179 to put in recording... a recording 1224 00:59:38,279 --> 00:59:42,950 so you can listen to this over and over and over again. 1225 00:59:43,050 --> 00:59:47,088 London, you're fucking fired. 1226 00:59:47,188 --> 00:59:50,024 After that bullshit you pulled today, 1227 00:59:50,124 --> 00:59:52,026 sending one of your fucking friends 1228 00:59:52,126 --> 00:59:54,037 to a meeting with the director of fucking Batman. 1229 00:59:54,061 --> 00:59:56,797 You humiliated me in front of this entire fucking town... 1230 00:59:56,897 --> 00:59:59,667 Here we are. No fucking Batman job. 1231 00:59:59,767 --> 01:00:03,204 My name associated with the shittiest finale 1232 01:00:03,304 --> 01:00:04,304 in television history. 1233 01:00:04,371 --> 01:00:05,706 Worse than Lost. 1234 01:00:05,806 --> 01:00:08,375 Worse than fucking Game of Thrones. 1235 01:00:08,476 --> 01:00:10,678 I hope you're still listening. I know you're listening. 1236 01:00:10,778 --> 01:00:12,058 You're such a fucking narcissist. 1237 01:00:12,113 --> 01:00:14,982 Like when I visited you on set that day 1238 01:00:15,082 --> 01:00:16,717 and you were simulating a sex scene, 1239 01:00:16,817 --> 01:00:20,387 I could tell from that that you can't fuck. 1240 01:00:20,488 --> 01:00:22,323 You can't even fuck. 1241 01:00:22,423 --> 01:00:24,024 I know you're bad at sex. 1242 01:00:24,125 --> 01:00:27,294 Also, I'm not entirely sure you can read. 1243 01:00:27,394 --> 01:00:28,563 There. I said it. 1244 01:00:28,662 --> 01:00:30,798 Okay, I deleted your old tweets. 1245 01:00:30,898 --> 01:00:33,100 I still have them screengrabbed. Okay? 1246 01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:34,869 You don't think I keep shit on my cloud? 1247 01:00:34,969 --> 01:00:36,203 You're wrong, bitch. 1248 01:00:36,303 --> 01:00:39,006 I still have all your fucking nudes, too. 1249 01:00:39,106 --> 01:00:41,142 All your Brett Favre dick nudes. 1250 01:00:41,242 --> 01:00:42,843 I have them. 1251 01:00:42,943 --> 01:00:45,446 I'm not going to waste any more of my minutes on you. 1252 01:00:45,547 --> 01:00:48,082 You little fucking bitch. 1253 01:00:48,182 --> 01:00:55,322 You crooked-dick fucking illiterate hillbilly. 1254 01:01:00,060 --> 01:01:01,695 So... 1255 01:01:01,795 --> 01:01:04,131 Feels like a good time for me to be done. 1256 01:01:06,100 --> 01:01:08,502 I'd quit, too. 1257 01:01:08,603 --> 01:01:11,772 What? No, I'm just done for the day. 1258 01:01:13,007 --> 01:01:14,341 I'll see you tomorrow. 1259 01:01:15,009 --> 01:01:16,777 'Kay. 1260 01:01:17,945 --> 01:01:19,313 Do you want me to turn a light on? 1261 01:01:19,413 --> 01:01:20,781 No. 1262 01:01:20,881 --> 01:01:23,384 ♪ Yo, oh-oh-oh-oh... ♪ 1263 01:01:23,484 --> 01:01:26,287 ♪ Are we oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh... ♪ 1264 01:01:26,387 --> 01:01:28,088 ♪ Yo, oh-oh-oh-oh... ♪ 1265 01:01:30,291 --> 01:01:32,760 Damn, bro, 1266 01:01:32,860 --> 01:01:36,430 I seen you get knocked the fuck out by that big dude. 1267 01:01:36,531 --> 01:01:37,531 Fuck you, Dennis Rodman. 1268 01:01:37,599 --> 01:01:39,033 Oh, man. 1269 01:01:39,133 --> 01:01:40,267 Great job. 1270 01:01:40,367 --> 01:01:41,735 Nice Band-aid. 1271 01:01:41,835 --> 01:01:44,271 My stalker gave me stitches. 1272 01:01:44,371 --> 01:01:46,473 Your stalker... 1273 01:01:46,575 --> 01:01:47,975 Gave you stitches? 1274 01:01:48,075 --> 01:01:51,378 Yeah, she's like pre-med or something. 1275 01:01:51,478 --> 01:01:52,913 You feeling all right, though? 1276 01:01:53,013 --> 01:01:56,884 No. This is the worst day of my entire life. 1277 01:01:58,587 --> 01:02:00,287 I'm going to sleep, man. 1278 01:02:00,387 --> 01:02:02,957 Today sucks. Where's Leo? 1279 01:02:07,562 --> 01:02:08,963 Where's Dylan? 1280 01:02:11,065 --> 01:02:12,066 Uh... 1281 01:02:12,967 --> 01:02:17,104 ♪ I'll sit in the jail ♪ 1282 01:02:17,204 --> 01:02:19,073 No... 1283 01:02:21,408 --> 01:02:22,510 No... 1284 01:02:24,546 --> 01:02:25,980 She's really hot. 1285 01:02:30,451 --> 01:02:32,753 Really? 1286 01:02:34,888 --> 01:02:36,290 I don't wanna. 1287 01:02:41,328 --> 01:02:42,564 Hello. 1288 01:02:42,664 --> 01:02:44,699 Um, hi. We need you. 1289 01:02:44,798 --> 01:02:46,267 Ooh. 1290 01:02:46,367 --> 01:02:51,706 I'm just really, really busy like, new house shit. 1291 01:02:51,805 --> 01:02:54,842 You know what? I got jumped today. 1292 01:02:54,942 --> 01:02:56,554 I bailed on the biggest meeting of my life. 1293 01:02:56,578 --> 01:02:58,188 Apple hates me and Leo and Dylan are in jail. 1294 01:02:58,212 --> 01:02:59,880 Do you see what happens when you move out? 1295 01:02:59,980 --> 01:03:02,983 Oh my God, London. Are you okay? Where are you? 1296 01:03:03,083 --> 01:03:04,785 I'm outside your house. 1297 01:03:07,254 --> 01:03:08,355 Fuck. 1298 01:03:11,959 --> 01:03:15,095 Yay! My first night away from you guys, 1299 01:03:15,195 --> 01:03:18,232 and here I am... with you guys. 1300 01:03:18,332 --> 01:03:20,301 - Sorry. - Yo yo yo. 1301 01:03:20,401 --> 01:03:22,771 Can I take a piss in your new crib real quick? 1302 01:03:22,870 --> 01:03:24,838 All right, good looking out. 1303 01:03:27,676 --> 01:03:29,310 I'm so mad at you. 1304 01:03:29,410 --> 01:03:30,410 Scoot the fuck over. 1305 01:03:30,477 --> 01:03:33,080 ♪ ♪ 1306 01:03:36,183 --> 01:03:37,951 Bro, they were chanting your name. 1307 01:03:38,052 --> 01:03:39,587 They loved you in there. 1308 01:03:39,688 --> 01:03:40,689 Yeah! 1309 01:03:40,789 --> 01:03:41,955 Woo! 1310 01:03:42,056 --> 01:03:44,024 I didn't know they were here. 1311 01:03:44,124 --> 01:03:46,293 - Yeah! - Yes, guys, yes! 1312 01:03:46,393 --> 01:03:48,530 You guys are so dumb. Let's go home. 1313 01:03:48,630 --> 01:03:51,865 - Leo just got out of jail. - We need to do something. 1314 01:03:51,965 --> 01:03:56,470 It's time to party! 1315 01:03:56,571 --> 01:03:58,906 You heard 'em you heard 'em! 1316 01:03:59,006 --> 01:04:01,075 Where are we going? 1317 01:04:01,175 --> 01:04:03,444 I... am ordering an Uber 1318 01:04:03,545 --> 01:04:07,448 so that I can go enjoy airplane mode at my new house. 1319 01:04:07,549 --> 01:04:09,883 So you can never call me again, 1320 01:04:09,983 --> 01:04:11,485 but have so much fun. 1321 01:04:11,586 --> 01:04:12,587 Shotgun. Okay. 1322 01:04:12,687 --> 01:04:14,221 Come on, London, we got plans. 1323 01:04:16,023 --> 01:04:17,124 So, did you guys miss us? 1324 01:04:17,224 --> 01:04:20,628 Oh! Oh, my, there is... 1325 01:04:20,729 --> 01:04:22,172 There's a lot of valuable shit in there. 1326 01:04:22,196 --> 01:04:24,498 I just realized I'm still depressed. 1327 01:04:25,999 --> 01:04:28,068 ♪ Sitting in a blunt Sitting in a ♪ 1328 01:04:28,168 --> 01:04:29,488 - Fuck you, Dennis Rodman. - Oh... 1329 01:04:29,571 --> 01:04:31,171 What the fuck happened to your face, man? 1330 01:04:31,238 --> 01:04:33,374 - Fuck you, Dennis Rodman. - Oh... 1331 01:04:33,474 --> 01:04:35,610 Yo, Apple dumped him. 1332 01:04:35,710 --> 01:04:37,746 Man, fuck all that sad boy shit. 1333 01:04:37,846 --> 01:04:39,279 Dylan, find us a party. 1334 01:04:39,380 --> 01:04:40,615 On it. 1335 01:04:40,715 --> 01:04:43,484 Uh, no. Take me home and I'm not fucking playing. 1336 01:04:43,585 --> 01:04:47,789 According to your... 1337 01:04:47,888 --> 01:04:50,257 ex-girlfriend? 1338 01:04:51,659 --> 01:04:54,962 She are Why-G's house, raging. 1339 01:04:55,062 --> 01:04:56,897 You still follow her? 1340 01:04:56,997 --> 01:04:58,899 Damn, I blocked her ass. 1341 01:04:58,999 --> 01:05:00,668 Whoa, what a good friend. 1342 01:05:00,769 --> 01:05:01,846 Why would she be at Why-g's house? 1343 01:05:01,870 --> 01:05:03,036 We've been fighting all day, 1344 01:05:03,137 --> 01:05:04,482 like why the fuck would she go out? 1345 01:05:04,506 --> 01:05:06,373 Because you've been fighting all day? 1346 01:05:06,473 --> 01:05:07,809 You apparently broke up. 1347 01:05:07,908 --> 01:05:09,711 He looks really cool. He dresses really cool. 1348 01:05:09,811 --> 01:05:12,146 He's a huge rapper. Super famous. 1349 01:05:12,246 --> 01:05:14,047 He loves me too. I could get us right in. 1350 01:05:14,148 --> 01:05:15,750 You're not getting in to this party. 1351 01:05:15,850 --> 01:05:18,018 I know Why-G. Just tell him I'm here. 1352 01:05:18,118 --> 01:05:20,822 Fine. Just get in line. 1353 01:05:20,921 --> 01:05:23,123 - All right. Weird. - Hold on. 1354 01:05:23,223 --> 01:05:26,193 Just get in line, everyone. 1355 01:05:26,293 --> 01:05:31,766 No. Get in line. 1356 01:05:31,866 --> 01:05:34,067 Yeah, I don't even... 1357 01:05:38,005 --> 01:05:40,642 Fuck it, dude, if this is how I get my girl back. 1358 01:05:43,511 --> 01:05:45,311 ♪ Whatever I'm smoking is making it blurrier ♪ 1359 01:05:45,345 --> 01:05:47,314 ♪ I'ma go hard in this bitch ♪ 1360 01:05:48,415 --> 01:05:50,417 ♪ I'ma go hard in this bitch ♪ 1361 01:05:51,753 --> 01:05:54,121 Yo, I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'll catch up. 1362 01:05:56,925 --> 01:05:58,158 Oh shit. 1363 01:05:58,258 --> 01:06:01,896 Are you willing to pay the price for fame? 1364 01:06:05,499 --> 01:06:06,868 Love the finale. 1365 01:06:06,967 --> 01:06:08,803 - Really? - Yeah. 1366 01:06:08,903 --> 01:06:11,472 Wow, thank you so much. 1367 01:06:11,573 --> 01:06:13,307 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 1368 01:06:13,407 --> 01:06:17,444 All right. Well... I hope I didn't kill the vibe. 1369 01:06:20,515 --> 01:06:22,684 All right. Be safe. 1370 01:06:24,084 --> 01:06:25,986 Okay, and back to it. 1371 01:06:27,287 --> 01:06:30,290 ♪ ♪ 1372 01:06:32,927 --> 01:06:34,194 What's up, Why-G? 1373 01:06:34,294 --> 01:06:37,498 - Oh, shit, London, what up dawg? - What up, dude? 1374 01:06:37,599 --> 01:06:40,434 Hey, look man, don't come in here with all that sad shit 1375 01:06:40,535 --> 01:06:43,571 'cause the whole world saw you get your ass beat. 1376 01:06:43,671 --> 01:06:45,940 Fat Joe. 1377 01:06:46,039 --> 01:06:47,818 Don't fall asleep in my fucking house, a'ight? 1378 01:06:47,842 --> 01:06:49,511 Not tonight, bro. 1379 01:06:49,611 --> 01:06:52,012 Leo, don't break shit. 1380 01:06:52,112 --> 01:06:54,816 Chill, man. Damn. 1381 01:06:54,916 --> 01:06:56,049 What's up? 1382 01:06:56,149 --> 01:06:58,385 You, I don't know who you is. 1383 01:06:58,485 --> 01:07:03,525 Why the fuck is you wearing gloves? 1384 01:07:03,625 --> 01:07:05,092 Fucking idiots, right? 1385 01:07:05,192 --> 01:07:07,194 You laughing. 1386 01:07:07,294 --> 01:07:09,931 I don't fuck with you. 1387 01:07:10,030 --> 01:07:11,599 Y'all have a good time, dawg. 1388 01:07:16,503 --> 01:07:18,740 ♪ Steppin over bodies like this was a morgue ♪ 1389 01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:20,975 There's no way Apple's here. 1390 01:07:21,074 --> 01:07:23,410 This is not her vibe. 1391 01:07:23,511 --> 01:07:27,147 Can I please have a drink before I drown myself in this pool? 1392 01:07:27,247 --> 01:07:29,082 Better it be that cup than that pool, man. 1393 01:07:31,084 --> 01:07:34,354 Man... Drake has a huge snake. 1394 01:07:34,454 --> 01:07:38,225 - What did you just say, bro? - What? 1395 01:07:38,325 --> 01:07:40,828 Drake, he has a huge snake. 1396 01:07:42,697 --> 01:07:43,998 Shit. 1397 01:07:44,097 --> 01:07:45,833 Drake is in the club with a snake. 1398 01:07:45,934 --> 01:07:48,135 That's crazy. 1399 01:07:48,235 --> 01:07:49,915 Hey, I'm about to stagger my way over there 1400 01:07:50,004 --> 01:07:51,806 and get a picture with Drake's snake. 1401 01:07:53,942 --> 01:07:56,744 Damn, that is pretty cool. 1402 01:07:56,844 --> 01:07:59,146 That's me and Drake's snake. 1403 01:07:59,246 --> 01:08:01,415 I got a picture of Drake and Drake's big snake. 1404 01:08:01,516 --> 01:08:04,084 I don't think that's Drake. 1405 01:08:04,184 --> 01:08:05,520 Fake Drake. 1406 01:08:05,620 --> 01:08:07,087 Ah! 1407 01:08:13,828 --> 01:08:16,731 Oh, God! 1408 01:08:16,831 --> 01:08:18,131 Oh my fucking God! 1409 01:08:18,231 --> 01:08:20,034 God's plan. 1410 01:08:24,505 --> 01:08:25,840 Oh my God! 1411 01:08:25,940 --> 01:08:29,276 Why? Fake Drake! 1412 01:08:34,549 --> 01:08:37,117 You okay? 1413 01:08:37,217 --> 01:08:38,886 That's some good ketamine. 1414 01:08:41,121 --> 01:08:43,390 Drake's snake just bit me. 1415 01:08:44,191 --> 01:08:47,160 Drake's snake? 1416 01:08:47,260 --> 01:08:49,697 Clearly, this party isn't for you. 1417 01:08:49,797 --> 01:08:51,298 Hi, security, 1418 01:08:51,398 --> 01:08:54,535 can you please escort five guests off the property? 1419 01:08:54,636 --> 01:08:56,136 Come on. 1420 01:08:56,236 --> 01:08:58,673 - We're good. - Did we even go inside? 1421 01:09:00,041 --> 01:09:01,341 Where's Fat Joe? 1422 01:09:03,410 --> 01:09:06,279 - Oh, hell no. - Fat Joe's stuck in the K-hole. 1423 01:09:06,380 --> 01:09:07,515 - Fat Joe? - Fat Joe. 1424 01:09:07,615 --> 01:09:10,752 Hey, buddy, wake the fuck up, man. 1425 01:09:10,852 --> 01:09:13,153 What do we do? 1426 01:09:13,253 --> 01:09:15,222 - Berry. - Berry. 1427 01:09:16,057 --> 01:09:17,324 Come on, buddy. 1428 01:09:17,424 --> 01:09:18,826 We're going to snap you out of this. 1429 01:09:18,926 --> 01:09:20,061 Here we go. 1430 01:09:20,160 --> 01:09:22,429 We got you. We got you. 1431 01:09:25,633 --> 01:09:27,200 Jesus Christ. 1432 01:09:27,300 --> 01:09:30,805 Ha! I knew they'd come back. 1433 01:09:30,905 --> 01:09:32,140 Movie man! 1434 01:09:32,239 --> 01:09:34,809 - Yo, Berry. - What's up? 1435 01:09:34,909 --> 01:09:36,309 We fucked up, we need your help. 1436 01:09:36,410 --> 01:09:38,613 Did you kill a hooker or something? 1437 01:09:40,548 --> 01:09:41,949 No, man. 1438 01:09:42,050 --> 01:09:43,283 Oh, Fat Joe. Okay. 1439 01:09:43,383 --> 01:09:44,952 Is it a shroom situation? 1440 01:09:45,053 --> 01:09:48,056 - No, ketamine. - K-hole? All right. 1441 01:09:48,156 --> 01:09:51,059 Well, your girl just got here, so why don't you bring him 1442 01:09:51,159 --> 01:09:52,727 up to her room and we'll take care of... 1443 01:09:52,827 --> 01:09:54,294 Wait, Apple's here? 1444 01:09:54,394 --> 01:09:57,131 No, no. The one with the pink hair and the, uh... 1445 01:09:57,230 --> 01:09:59,634 You know, uh... 1446 01:09:59,734 --> 01:10:00,735 - Kennedy? - Yes. 1447 01:10:00,835 --> 01:10:03,638 Okay. Wait, why is she... 1448 01:10:05,039 --> 01:10:06,607 - Give me help. - Yeah, yeah. 1449 01:10:06,708 --> 01:10:09,110 I don't think all four of you need to carry... all right. 1450 01:10:09,209 --> 01:10:12,714 All right. Go ahead. Yeah. All right. 1451 01:10:12,814 --> 01:10:14,481 - Oh hell, no. - Hi. 1452 01:10:14,582 --> 01:10:16,316 No, no, no. Please wait. Wait, wait. 1453 01:10:16,416 --> 01:10:19,687 Fat Joe's in a k-hole and Berry is going to save his life. 1454 01:10:19,787 --> 01:10:21,589 Who the fuck is Berry? 1455 01:10:21,689 --> 01:10:23,124 Hi. I'm Berry. 1456 01:10:23,223 --> 01:10:26,928 It is Berry nice to meet you. Fuck. 1457 01:10:27,028 --> 01:10:28,129 - Berry. No. - I'm sorry. 1458 01:10:28,228 --> 01:10:30,698 Come on, Fat Joseph. Come on, Berry. 1459 01:10:30,798 --> 01:10:31,966 Ow! 1460 01:10:32,066 --> 01:10:34,936 Berry nice room. Sorry again. 1461 01:10:35,036 --> 01:10:36,369 Sorry. 1462 01:10:36,470 --> 01:10:40,273 He looks really fucked up. 1463 01:10:40,373 --> 01:10:42,210 Uglier than usual. 1464 01:10:42,309 --> 01:10:44,377 - Respectfully. - He keeps twitching. 1465 01:10:44,478 --> 01:10:46,914 What do you think he's thinking about? 1466 01:10:48,281 --> 01:10:50,618 ♪ ♪ 1467 01:10:54,088 --> 01:10:56,323 All right. I'm going to need everybody to back up 1468 01:10:56,423 --> 01:10:57,959 just a little bit. 1469 01:10:58,059 --> 01:11:00,862 -Please hold my jacket, all right? 1470 01:11:00,962 --> 01:11:02,630 You, get the fuck out of here. 1471 01:11:02,730 --> 01:11:05,432 No, you, Sonic, get in the fucking bathroom, please. 1472 01:11:05,533 --> 01:11:07,034 - I'm not... - Get in there! 1473 01:11:07,135 --> 01:11:08,636 I had to go to the bathroom. 1474 01:11:08,736 --> 01:11:10,346 Jesus Christ, how do you guys fucking hang out with that dude? 1475 01:11:10,370 --> 01:11:11,672 All right. 1476 01:11:11,773 --> 01:11:14,341 Second, I'm going to need a glass of water. 1477 01:11:14,441 --> 01:11:15,977 - Yep, yeah. - All right. 1478 01:11:16,077 --> 01:11:19,580 Does somebody have like some Zen music or some sort of calm app 1479 01:11:19,680 --> 01:11:22,116 that you could maybe play. Get the mood right? You know. 1480 01:11:22,216 --> 01:11:24,719 I don't got the calm app but I got this app Kennedy made. 1481 01:11:24,819 --> 01:11:26,621 It kind of like it. It's five times better. 1482 01:11:26,721 --> 01:11:28,222 It's called Calm Down, bitch. 1483 01:11:30,490 --> 01:11:34,327 This is why you have bags under your eyes, 1484 01:11:34,427 --> 01:11:36,964 Go to sleep. 1485 01:11:38,833 --> 01:11:41,334 Bitch. 1486 01:11:45,006 --> 01:11:46,439 Wasn't my best. 1487 01:11:46,541 --> 01:11:48,810 Yeah, yeah, I'll say. 1488 01:11:48,910 --> 01:11:50,945 Um, water, please. 1489 01:11:51,045 --> 01:11:52,246 What should I do? 1490 01:11:52,345 --> 01:11:53,815 You just stay there and look cute. 1491 01:11:55,683 --> 01:11:57,785 You see, I've been very dehydrated lately. 1492 01:11:57,885 --> 01:12:00,988 My doctor said. My pee is dark brown. 1493 01:12:03,356 --> 01:12:05,626 All right, everybody take a nice deep breath. 1494 01:12:09,163 --> 01:12:11,699 Ooooo... 1495 01:12:11,799 --> 01:12:14,302 I'm just fucking with you. You don't got to do that. 1496 01:12:14,401 --> 01:12:16,204 That shit is corny as fuck. 1497 01:12:16,304 --> 01:12:17,581 You know, you'd be seeing that in movies. 1498 01:12:17,605 --> 01:12:20,340 You'd be like, mm-mm. Okay, right? 1499 01:12:20,440 --> 01:12:21,809 Wa! 1500 01:12:21,909 --> 01:12:24,344 - Whoa! - Shit! 1501 01:12:24,444 --> 01:12:27,281 What the fuck? 1502 01:12:27,380 --> 01:12:29,217 Yo, what's good, Berry? 1503 01:12:29,317 --> 01:12:30,218 Welcome back, man. 1504 01:12:30,318 --> 01:12:31,953 - Yo! - What's up, boys? 1505 01:12:32,053 --> 01:12:33,831 Dude, Fat Joe, I thought you were dead low key. 1506 01:12:33,855 --> 01:12:35,488 Where's Why-G at? 1507 01:12:35,590 --> 01:12:36,858 We left there a long time ago. 1508 01:12:36,958 --> 01:12:38,526 Yeah, a lot's happened since then. 1509 01:12:38,626 --> 01:12:40,228 Hi, Fat Joe. Welcome back. 1510 01:12:40,328 --> 01:12:41,328 Hi, Kennedy. 1511 01:12:41,361 --> 01:12:43,463 Hey, I have a question for you. 1512 01:12:43,564 --> 01:12:46,267 When you went in my house, did you use the bathroom? 1513 01:12:46,366 --> 01:12:48,803 Yeah, I told you I was going to take a piss. 1514 01:12:48,903 --> 01:12:52,006 Do you remember if you washed your hands? 1515 01:12:52,106 --> 01:12:56,978 Of course I did. What kind of person do you think I am? 1516 01:12:57,078 --> 01:12:59,113 I remember that shit vividly. 1517 01:12:59,213 --> 01:13:03,584 Oh, I got to piss, I got to piss, I got to piss. 1518 01:13:03,684 --> 01:13:07,622 ♪ ♪ 1519 01:13:08,856 --> 01:13:10,324 I took a piss... 1520 01:13:10,423 --> 01:13:12,727 Went to go wash my hands, 1521 01:13:12,827 --> 01:13:15,196 closed the drain like I always do. 1522 01:13:15,296 --> 01:13:16,831 See these rings? 1523 01:13:16,931 --> 01:13:19,600 Take no chances losing these bad boys to the sink. 1524 01:13:19,700 --> 01:13:24,038 You look good, Fat Joe. 1525 01:13:24,138 --> 01:13:26,707 Your rings are busting, though. 1526 01:13:26,807 --> 01:13:30,578 Ran outside and jumped in the car with the boys. 1527 01:13:30,678 --> 01:13:32,580 Do you remember, vividly, 1528 01:13:32,680 --> 01:13:35,049 shutting the water off? 1529 01:13:37,752 --> 01:13:40,354 I don't think you did, Fat Joe. 1530 01:13:40,453 --> 01:13:42,390 The drain. 1531 01:13:42,489 --> 01:13:45,893 So my brand new house is flooded. 1532 01:13:45,993 --> 01:13:49,330 That's why I'm in this hotel room 1533 01:13:49,429 --> 01:13:53,067 with all these people who I tried to escape. 1534 01:13:53,167 --> 01:13:54,936 Thank God it wasn't me for once. 1535 01:13:55,036 --> 01:13:56,404 Did you find Apple yet? 1536 01:13:56,503 --> 01:13:59,206 - No. - Well, she's not here. 1537 01:13:59,307 --> 01:14:00,574 Right? 1538 01:14:00,675 --> 01:14:03,144 So maybe you should go look for her somewhere. 1539 01:14:03,244 --> 01:14:04,245 Hey, whoa. 1540 01:14:04,345 --> 01:14:06,614 You boys best be leaving. 1541 01:14:06,714 --> 01:14:09,583 Me and Kennedy, we'll get to it. 1542 01:14:09,684 --> 01:14:11,252 - What? - The fuck? 1543 01:14:11,352 --> 01:14:13,363 Don't even ask the question. Take him the fuck with you. 1544 01:14:13,387 --> 01:14:14,288 Here, take your jacket. 1545 01:14:14,388 --> 01:14:16,257 Worth a shot. 1546 01:14:16,357 --> 01:14:18,602 None of this would have happened if you didn't move out today. 1547 01:14:18,626 --> 01:14:19,961 This is all your fault. 1548 01:14:20,061 --> 01:14:21,805 You're an idiot. I hope you find your girlfriend. 1549 01:14:21,829 --> 01:14:24,031 I also hope you find your girlfriend. 1550 01:14:24,131 --> 01:14:26,701 Facts. 1551 01:14:26,801 --> 01:14:28,436 Berry, get the fuck out of here. 1552 01:14:28,536 --> 01:14:30,404 Guys? 1553 01:14:30,503 --> 01:14:31,706 Can I come out yet? 1554 01:14:36,744 --> 01:14:39,313 I wanted to hang out in the bathroom. 1555 01:14:39,413 --> 01:14:41,515 It's not because he told me. 1556 01:14:42,516 --> 01:14:44,919 Have a good night, Kennedy. 1557 01:14:45,019 --> 01:14:46,754 See you later. 1558 01:14:47,388 --> 01:14:48,656 It's you. 1559 01:14:48,756 --> 01:14:53,694 ♪ ♪ 1560 01:14:53,794 --> 01:14:55,930 You know I wrote "Sk8ter Boi" about you. 1561 01:14:58,532 --> 01:15:00,001 I love you! 1562 01:15:00,101 --> 01:15:03,671 Guys! Guys! 1563 01:15:06,340 --> 01:15:07,441 Best sex I ever had. 1564 01:15:07,541 --> 01:15:09,810 I was holding in a fart the whole time. 1565 01:15:09,910 --> 01:15:12,513 Where should we go? Bowling at Dave Chappelle's? 1566 01:15:12,613 --> 01:15:13,914 - You know Dave Chappelle? - No. 1567 01:15:14,015 --> 01:15:16,884 But I did see Bill Cosby on an airplane once. 1568 01:15:16,984 --> 01:15:20,454 - Tell me you guys just saw that. - Saw what? 1569 01:15:20,554 --> 01:15:22,289 Fuck! 1570 01:15:22,390 --> 01:15:24,191 ♪ ♪ 1571 01:15:34,702 --> 01:15:37,071 What a start to the night, boys. 1572 01:15:37,171 --> 01:15:38,539 Yeah, man, that was crazy. 1573 01:15:38,639 --> 01:15:41,242 - Yeah, you're a legend, Berry. - I know. 1574 01:15:41,342 --> 01:15:44,578 So want to go see some titties? Am I coming with you? 1575 01:15:44,678 --> 01:15:45,913 What's going on? 1576 01:15:46,013 --> 01:15:47,615 Um... 1577 01:15:47,715 --> 01:15:50,384 The car's kind of full 'cause of all the guys. 1578 01:15:50,484 --> 01:15:51,952 Right, right, right. I'll just Uber. 1579 01:15:52,053 --> 01:15:53,663 Yeah, I'm going to text you the address right now. 1580 01:15:53,687 --> 01:15:55,623 - Yeah. Hit me with the address. - I'll do it. 1581 01:15:55,723 --> 01:15:56,724 All right. Cool. 1582 01:15:56,824 --> 01:15:58,859 - Text you right now. - Yeah. 1583 01:15:58,959 --> 01:16:01,462 Wait, wait, you don't have my number. 1584 01:16:01,562 --> 01:16:04,665 You don't have my fucking number! 1585 01:16:04,765 --> 01:16:07,201 I fucking hate this job, bro. 1586 01:16:22,349 --> 01:16:24,151 Man, give up. Block her. 1587 01:16:27,488 --> 01:16:30,357 Yo, it's this a milkshake from Mel's? 1588 01:16:32,561 --> 01:16:36,565 Yeah, that's Redeye cafe, 100%. 1589 01:16:36,664 --> 01:16:39,467 Angel, take us to Redeye Cafe. 1590 01:16:39,568 --> 01:16:40,968 Avril was in the hallway. 1591 01:16:41,769 --> 01:16:43,637 I think she loves me. 1592 01:16:44,738 --> 01:16:46,140 She kissed me, man. 1593 01:16:46,240 --> 01:16:49,043 First Why-G loves you. Now Avril loves you. 1594 01:16:49,143 --> 01:16:52,313 Yo! Why you guys always tell me I'm lying about this shit, bro? 1595 01:16:52,413 --> 01:16:54,715 Thank you. 1596 01:16:58,352 --> 01:17:03,224 There you go, cutie. Get my number later, huh? 1597 01:17:03,324 --> 01:17:04,825 Fuck you. 1598 01:17:10,698 --> 01:17:14,835 Whew. She's not in here, dude. I give up. 1599 01:17:14,935 --> 01:17:16,146 Family night out with the boys. 1600 01:17:16,170 --> 01:17:17,738 We might as well get something to eat. 1601 01:17:17,838 --> 01:17:19,640 I don't want to eat. 1602 01:17:22,710 --> 01:17:25,880 Oh, wow. Was there a flash sale at Hot Topic? 1603 01:17:25,980 --> 01:17:27,314 Ha. 1604 01:17:27,414 --> 01:17:29,083 We'll take anything but a booth. 1605 01:17:29,183 --> 01:17:33,654 Great. You can have that booth right there. 1606 01:17:33,754 --> 01:17:35,823 I'll see in a second. 1607 01:17:37,424 --> 01:17:40,629 Fucking hate booths, man. 1608 01:17:40,728 --> 01:17:42,429 Man, they got a jukebox in there. 1609 01:17:42,531 --> 01:17:44,765 Somebody give me a quarter. 1610 01:17:50,037 --> 01:17:53,374 I think it really might be over, man. 1611 01:17:53,474 --> 01:17:57,444 Like, did I choose wrong? All I wanted was Apple. 1612 01:17:58,679 --> 01:18:02,183 Maxine's right, man. 1613 01:18:02,283 --> 01:18:05,686 Can't have the girl and have the job. 1614 01:18:05,786 --> 01:18:07,922 Save the world, lose the girl. 1615 01:18:08,022 --> 01:18:11,025 In your case, lose the girl. 1616 01:18:11,125 --> 01:18:14,295 Don't save the world like Batman would. 1617 01:18:14,395 --> 01:18:15,763 It could be worse, man. 1618 01:18:15,863 --> 01:18:18,600 Your stalker could have just... 1619 01:18:18,699 --> 01:18:21,402 cut off your dick back there, you know? 1620 01:18:21,502 --> 01:18:23,204 I can see it now. 1621 01:18:23,304 --> 01:18:25,540 Her with a little chain rocking your cut-off dick 1622 01:18:25,640 --> 01:18:31,178 all iced out. Oh my God, bro. 1623 01:18:31,278 --> 01:18:34,415 But for real, though, man. You just got to let it go. 1624 01:18:34,516 --> 01:18:35,684 She was never yours. 1625 01:18:35,783 --> 01:18:38,687 It was just your turn, man. 1626 01:18:38,786 --> 01:18:40,187 Ouch. 1627 01:18:40,287 --> 01:18:42,223 So what can I get you? 1628 01:18:42,323 --> 01:18:46,193 Some Panic at the Disco pancakes or some studded belt omelets? 1629 01:18:46,293 --> 01:18:48,630 I'm going to have the Eggs Benedict 1630 01:18:48,729 --> 01:18:50,397 and a glass of OJ. 1631 01:18:50,497 --> 01:18:52,099 Let me get a banana split. 1632 01:18:52,199 --> 01:18:56,103 I don't see it on the menu, but can I get yellowtail sashimi? 1633 01:18:56,203 --> 01:18:58,105 Can I have Thanksgiving dinner? 1634 01:18:58,205 --> 01:19:01,842 You know with cranberry sauce. 1635 01:19:01,942 --> 01:19:03,944 - And make sure it's organic. - Really? 1636 01:19:04,044 --> 01:19:06,747 I will have a cheeseburger, a milkshake. 1637 01:19:06,847 --> 01:19:08,816 Are you writing any of this down now? 1638 01:19:08,916 --> 01:19:10,284 No, I just found out 1639 01:19:10,384 --> 01:19:14,054 my hamster, GG just got her fucking period. 1640 01:19:14,154 --> 01:19:15,889 Who knew a fucking hamster gets her period? 1641 01:19:15,990 --> 01:19:19,426 That's so weird, right? I don't get my period anymore. 1642 01:19:19,527 --> 01:19:21,228 I'm only 35. 1643 01:19:21,328 --> 01:19:23,641 That's what happens when you fuck with too many dirty dicks. 1644 01:19:23,665 --> 01:19:24,999 You know what I'm saying? 1645 01:19:25,099 --> 01:19:27,167 Jams that shit up like the fucking Holland Tunnel. 1646 01:19:27,268 --> 01:19:29,638 Just got to get in there and scrape the sides of the walls 1647 01:19:29,738 --> 01:19:31,438 and get the water flowing through again. 1648 01:19:31,539 --> 01:19:34,576 You know, nobody wants to go up there and do that for me. 1649 01:19:34,676 --> 01:19:36,544 Let me know if you guys are busy later, 1650 01:19:36,645 --> 01:19:38,546 at a My fucking Chemical Romance concert, 1651 01:19:38,647 --> 01:19:41,048 maybe one of you can come over and fucking unplug it. 1652 01:19:41,148 --> 01:19:43,250 Anyway, cheeseburgers and fries for everybody? 1653 01:19:43,350 --> 01:19:44,451 See you in a second. 1654 01:19:49,323 --> 01:19:50,958 Jesus Christ. 1655 01:19:51,058 --> 01:19:53,093 Furries are aggressive. 1656 01:19:54,663 --> 01:19:56,665 I'm not a furry. 1657 01:19:56,765 --> 01:19:59,133 This is for sleeping. I was asleep. 1658 01:19:59,233 --> 01:20:01,101 No one's ever... I've never had sex in this. 1659 01:20:01,201 --> 01:20:02,970 Um, Maxine called me like 100 fucking times. 1660 01:20:03,070 --> 01:20:04,180 She's on the phone right now, she says. 1661 01:20:04,204 --> 01:20:05,674 If I don't hand you the phone, 1662 01:20:05,774 --> 01:20:07,975 then she's going to cut my dick off, so... 1663 01:20:08,909 --> 01:20:10,578 Oh, jeez. 1664 01:20:12,313 --> 01:20:13,715 Hi, Maxine. 1665 01:20:13,814 --> 01:20:15,559 London, there you are. I've been trying to get a hold of you. 1666 01:20:15,583 --> 01:20:17,117 Hold on. I don't know. 1667 01:20:17,217 --> 01:20:19,095 I do not know how to fix her nose. Get a fucking chainsaw. 1668 01:20:19,119 --> 01:20:21,055 I don't know. Hey, okay, I need to talk to you. 1669 01:20:21,155 --> 01:20:25,627 I don't want to have this talk. I already know I fucked up. 1670 01:20:25,727 --> 01:20:27,127 I'm sorry. 1671 01:20:27,227 --> 01:20:28,539 I just had a long conversation with the director, 1672 01:20:28,563 --> 01:20:31,999 and at first he did not see you as Batman. 1673 01:20:32,099 --> 01:20:33,934 He didn't, you know, he couldn't envision it 1674 01:20:34,034 --> 01:20:36,212 because the physicality and I told him I was like, look, 1675 01:20:36,236 --> 01:20:38,315 we can put him on steroids, we can get him calf implants. 1676 01:20:38,339 --> 01:20:40,107 We can do all the fucking shit, right? 1677 01:20:40,207 --> 01:20:42,943 He didn't get it until he saw that video of you getting 1678 01:20:43,043 --> 01:20:44,546 punched in the face, which he thought 1679 01:20:44,646 --> 01:20:47,481 that you staged for him, which... 1680 01:20:47,582 --> 01:20:49,149 What? 1681 01:20:49,249 --> 01:20:52,687 But the point is, he fucking bought it hook, line and sinker. 1682 01:20:52,787 --> 01:20:57,091 And you are the next fucking Batman. 1683 01:20:57,191 --> 01:20:59,993 - Shut the... - I know. 1684 01:21:00,094 --> 01:21:01,271 I mean, look, there's still a lot of like, 1685 01:21:01,295 --> 01:21:02,673 you know, hammering out that I could do 1686 01:21:02,697 --> 01:21:04,074 with the vaginas of business affairs. 1687 01:21:04,098 --> 01:21:06,768 But those cunts, they know me, they know me. 1688 01:21:06,867 --> 01:21:08,902 I have to... I have to call you back. Yes, okay. 1689 01:21:09,002 --> 01:21:10,013 You're going to be a fucking little action figure. 1690 01:21:10,037 --> 01:21:11,506 You're going to be. 1691 01:21:11,606 --> 01:21:13,249 Little kids are going to put you in microwaves and shit 1692 01:21:13,273 --> 01:21:15,643 because you are going to be fucking Batman. 1693 01:21:15,744 --> 01:21:17,478 I love you. 1694 01:21:17,579 --> 01:21:19,880 I mean, you know what I mean? I don't really. 1695 01:21:19,980 --> 01:21:21,348 I just... I'm proud of you. 1696 01:21:21,448 --> 01:21:25,152 Okay, I love you, too. What? What? 1697 01:21:25,252 --> 01:21:27,888 Please don't get canceled. Please... 1698 01:21:27,988 --> 01:21:29,890 I got the role. 1699 01:21:29,990 --> 01:21:31,225 - I'm fucking Batman. - No! 1700 01:21:31,325 --> 01:21:32,727 I'm Batman! 1701 01:21:32,827 --> 01:21:34,729 Oh, sick, dude. 1702 01:21:34,829 --> 01:21:36,397 Oh my God! 1703 01:21:36,497 --> 01:21:38,932 - You got it? - Yes. 1704 01:21:41,168 --> 01:21:42,570 I'm fucking Batman! 1705 01:21:42,670 --> 01:21:43,670 Can I have my phone. 1706 01:21:43,705 --> 01:21:45,840 I'm sorry, here. 1707 01:21:45,939 --> 01:21:47,509 Did you look at my photos? 1708 01:21:47,609 --> 01:21:49,977 No, no. 1709 01:21:50,077 --> 01:21:52,580 This has been the weirdest first day at work ever. 1710 01:21:52,680 --> 01:21:56,917 Looks like it's about time for you to hop on out of here. 1711 01:21:57,017 --> 01:21:58,318 See you guys. 1712 01:21:59,687 --> 01:22:02,256 I... I got to call Apple. 1713 01:22:02,356 --> 01:22:04,124 I got to try. I'm sorry, I don't want 1714 01:22:04,224 --> 01:22:05,926 to kill the vibe, but like... 1715 01:22:06,026 --> 01:22:08,028 Maybe she'll answer. 1716 01:22:09,463 --> 01:22:10,832 Hello. 1717 01:22:10,931 --> 01:22:12,933 - Baby. Hi. - What do you want? 1718 01:22:13,033 --> 01:22:16,403 - Hold on, I just... can we talk? - What? 1719 01:22:16,503 --> 01:22:18,807 Like no arguing, just... 1720 01:22:18,907 --> 01:22:22,544 just I want to tell you something and... 1721 01:22:22,644 --> 01:22:25,379 I'm sorry about today. 1722 01:22:25,479 --> 01:22:27,448 Do you remember where we had our first kiss? 1723 01:22:27,549 --> 01:22:28,716 Yeah. 1724 01:22:28,817 --> 01:22:30,350 Can you meet me there in 30 minutes? 1725 01:22:30,451 --> 01:22:31,886 - Yeah. - Okay. 1726 01:22:31,985 --> 01:22:34,087 All right. I'm on my way. Bye. 1727 01:22:35,590 --> 01:22:36,825 She's going to see you? 1728 01:22:36,925 --> 01:22:38,593 Yeah. 1729 01:22:38,693 --> 01:22:40,829 What the fuck just happened in the last 35 seconds? 1730 01:22:40,929 --> 01:22:42,463 You're Batman. 1731 01:22:42,564 --> 01:22:44,465 I'm Batman! 1732 01:22:44,566 --> 01:22:46,099 Oh my God. 1733 01:22:46,200 --> 01:22:47,611 I wish I had the Batmobile, but I have Dylan's truck. 1734 01:22:47,635 --> 01:22:48,837 Can I please use it? 1735 01:22:48,937 --> 01:22:50,572 Keys are in the ignition... 1736 01:22:50,672 --> 01:22:51,873 of the car... 1737 01:22:51,972 --> 01:22:55,108 Which is unlocked outside, 1738 01:22:55,209 --> 01:22:57,044 most likely still running. 1739 01:22:57,144 --> 01:23:00,013 God, you're an idiot. 1740 01:23:03,417 --> 01:23:04,686 Let me out. 1741 01:23:07,087 --> 01:23:08,121 Love y'all, man. 1742 01:23:08,222 --> 01:23:09,891 Ooh. Don't fall asleep. 1743 01:23:09,990 --> 01:23:12,827 Love you too, dawg. 1744 01:23:12,927 --> 01:23:14,328 Later, boys. 1745 01:23:16,129 --> 01:23:19,233 So it seems like all is good in the world again, 1746 01:23:19,333 --> 01:23:21,736 except for this fucking booth. 1747 01:23:23,805 --> 01:23:24,906 Oh. 1748 01:23:25,005 --> 01:23:28,175 - Mac and Cheese. - Nice. 1749 01:23:28,275 --> 01:23:30,043 ♪ I'll be your Batman, baby ♪ 1750 01:23:30,143 --> 01:23:32,246 ♪ Call me if you need saving ♪ 1751 01:23:32,346 --> 01:23:34,983 ♪ Don't let no other man in ♪ 1752 01:23:35,082 --> 01:23:38,686 ♪ Banish them to other planets ♪ 1753 01:23:38,786 --> 01:23:41,455 ♪ If you waiting up, up, I'm already down ♪ 1754 01:23:41,556 --> 01:23:44,124 ♪ On the Internet I could see you frown ♪ 1755 01:23:44,224 --> 01:23:45,593 ♪ Yeah I see you frown ♪ 1756 01:23:45,693 --> 01:23:46,794 ♪ Will you love me now? ♪ 1757 01:23:46,895 --> 01:23:49,263 ♪ Oh yeah, ehh-ehh-eh ♪ 1758 01:23:49,363 --> 01:23:51,599 ♪ If you wit' it buttercup I'ma head to town ♪ 1759 01:23:51,699 --> 01:23:54,334 ♪ Wanna save the world I'ma burn it down ♪ 1760 01:23:54,434 --> 01:23:56,871 ♪ Burn it down Say you love me now ♪ 1761 01:23:56,971 --> 01:23:58,338 ♪ Oh yeah, ehh-ehh-eh ♪ 1762 01:23:58,438 --> 01:24:00,909 ♪ I'll be your Batman, baby ♪ 1763 01:24:01,009 --> 01:24:03,811 ♪ Call me if you need saving ♪ 1764 01:24:03,912 --> 01:24:06,413 ♪ Don't let no other man in ♪ 1765 01:24:46,621 --> 01:24:48,221 Good morning. 1766 01:24:54,862 --> 01:24:57,832 ♪ ♪ 1767 01:25:00,935 --> 01:25:02,570 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 1768 01:25:02,670 --> 01:25:03,705 ♪ All right! ♪ 1769 01:25:03,805 --> 01:25:06,708 ♪ Good Mourning, Good Mourning, Good Mourning ♪ 1770 01:25:06,808 --> 01:25:08,042 ♪ Today might suck ♪ 1771 01:25:08,141 --> 01:25:10,812 ♪ Good Mourning, Good Mourning, Good Mourning ♪ 1772 01:25:10,912 --> 01:25:12,145 ♪ Shoulda never woke up ♪ 1773 01:25:12,245 --> 01:25:14,949 ♪ Good Mourning, Good Mourning, Good Mourning ♪ 1774 01:25:15,049 --> 01:25:16,316 Come on! ♪ Today might suck ♪ 1775 01:25:16,416 --> 01:25:19,119 ♪ Good Mourning, Good Mourning, Good Mourning ♪ 1776 01:25:19,219 --> 01:25:20,688 ♪ Shoulda never woke up ♪ 1777 01:25:23,290 --> 01:25:24,501 ♪ I gotta smoke something for this ♪ 1778 01:25:24,525 --> 01:25:26,094 Did she say where she was going? 1779 01:25:26,193 --> 01:25:27,260 You know what? She did. 1780 01:25:27,361 --> 01:25:28,896 She actually did... 1781 01:25:28,997 --> 01:25:30,464 That's her. 1782 01:25:32,767 --> 01:25:35,302 Um, actually that... 1783 01:25:35,402 --> 01:25:36,446 Did she say where she was going? 1784 01:25:36,470 --> 01:25:38,205 Uh, you know what? She... 1785 01:25:38,305 --> 01:25:39,415 Did she say where she was going? 1786 01:25:39,439 --> 01:25:41,843 Yeah, you know what, she... 1787 01:25:41,943 --> 01:25:43,845 Okay okay okay... All right... 1788 01:25:43,945 --> 01:25:46,346 Your dad's dead. 1789 01:25:46,446 --> 01:25:48,750 Actually that works for both of us. 1790 01:25:50,150 --> 01:25:51,461 It used to only work for me. I'm so sorry. 1791 01:25:51,485 --> 01:25:52,854 Wasn't thinking there. 1792 01:25:52,954 --> 01:25:55,034 I can make anybody famous. I can do fucking anything. 1793 01:25:55,123 --> 01:25:56,643 Joaquin Phoenix, no one would hire him. 1794 01:25:56,724 --> 01:25:58,158 He had half a face. 1795 01:25:58,258 --> 01:26:00,528 I made that happen. 1796 01:26:00,628 --> 01:26:01,395 Adam Sandler? 1797 01:26:01,495 --> 01:26:03,064 They called me about Uncut Gems. 1798 01:26:03,163 --> 01:26:04,966 It was initially about circumcision. 1799 01:26:05,066 --> 01:26:08,435 Okay? I made them change it. 1800 01:26:08,536 --> 01:26:10,938 Adam Sandler went from silly fucking goose 1801 01:26:11,039 --> 01:26:13,508 to genius guy in Uncut Gems. 1802 01:26:13,608 --> 01:26:15,451 That's why I don't have Instagram cause I'd just be 1803 01:26:15,475 --> 01:26:18,112 looking at butts all day. 1804 01:26:18,211 --> 01:26:19,647 Big fat butts. 1805 01:26:19,747 --> 01:26:22,116 Anyways, you guys should try a finger in your ass. 1806 01:26:22,215 --> 01:26:23,518 It's pretty fun. 1807 01:26:23,618 --> 01:26:25,161 I wouldn't like, you know, start with it 1808 01:26:25,185 --> 01:26:26,420 but you could finish with it. 1809 01:26:26,521 --> 01:26:29,924 Oh, wow. Was there a flash sale at Hot Topic? 1810 01:26:30,024 --> 01:26:31,059 We'll take a booth. 1811 01:26:31,159 --> 01:26:34,028 Or anything but a booth. 1812 01:26:34,128 --> 01:26:35,697 Take anything but a booth. 1813 01:26:35,797 --> 01:26:36,831 Okay. 1814 01:26:36,931 --> 01:26:38,666 We don't want a booth. 1815 01:26:38,766 --> 01:26:40,367 But you want a booth. 1816 01:26:40,467 --> 01:26:41,669 I can't help you. 1817 01:26:41,769 --> 01:26:42,769 We'll take a booth. 1818 01:26:42,837 --> 01:26:43,947 We went to the wrong restaurant. Let's go. 1819 01:26:43,971 --> 01:26:45,106 God damn it. 1820 01:26:45,205 --> 01:26:46,574 You guys decide what you want? 1821 01:26:46,674 --> 01:26:49,276 And don't take long cause I've got a big part tomorrow. 1822 01:26:49,376 --> 01:26:52,379 I'm playing a Bush in the new Leonardo DiCaprio film. 1823 01:26:52,479 --> 01:26:55,650 Hm? Congratulations to me. Correct. Yeah. That's right. 1824 01:26:55,750 --> 01:27:00,588 Hey! My agent said this was gonna be an easy gig! 1825 01:27:00,688 --> 01:27:03,256 You didn't even give me shoes! 1826 01:27:03,356 --> 01:27:05,860 Hey! I'm an A-list player, homes. 1827 01:27:05,960 --> 01:27:07,128 I don't play this stuff. 1828 01:27:07,260 --> 01:27:09,097 What is this? What am I supposed to be? 1829 01:27:09,197 --> 01:27:11,766 A cave man! 1830 01:27:11,866 --> 01:27:16,003 Hey! I'm outta here. I'm changing my clothes. 1831 01:27:16,104 --> 01:27:18,106 Hey, do you know where you can go, eh? 1832 01:27:18,206 --> 01:27:19,674 Go to hell. 1833 01:27:19,774 --> 01:27:22,844 Right, everybody take a nice deep breath. 1834 01:27:22,944 --> 01:27:26,614 You all right? 1835 01:27:26,714 --> 01:27:29,483 Okay, you sure? You need like a Luden's? 1836 01:27:29,584 --> 01:27:31,919 You guys got a Luden's? 1837 01:27:33,054 --> 01:27:34,789 It was taken from the bedroom... 1838 01:27:36,991 --> 01:27:39,326 Why'd you park so fucking far? 1839 01:27:39,426 --> 01:27:41,229 Does anybody here have any X? 1840 01:27:41,361 --> 01:27:44,799 - You're hanging with us! - Yes! Woo! 1841 01:27:44,899 --> 01:27:47,235 Fuck that deeb, dude, he's gone, man! 1842 01:27:47,334 --> 01:27:48,636 Fuck him! 1843 01:27:48,736 --> 01:27:51,105 I can still hear every word you all are saying. 1844 01:27:51,205 --> 01:27:53,174 You're mic'd. It's a movie. 1845 01:27:55,076 --> 01:27:59,080 You should give me your number after this scene. 1846 01:27:59,180 --> 01:28:02,382 - What? - Nothing. 1847 01:28:02,482 --> 01:28:04,351 Did you just ask me to give you my number? 1848 01:28:04,451 --> 01:28:05,853 No. 1849 01:28:05,953 --> 01:28:07,221 What did you say then? 1850 01:28:07,320 --> 01:28:08,932 Because it sounded like "you should give me 1851 01:28:08,956 --> 01:28:10,124 your number after this." 1852 01:28:10,224 --> 01:28:15,163 No, I said I need a cucumber for me eyes. 1853 01:28:15,263 --> 01:28:18,966 You do have really dark bags under your eyes. 1854 01:28:19,066 --> 01:28:20,701 Fuck you. 1855 01:28:20,802 --> 01:28:22,937 Action! Action! 1856 01:28:23,037 --> 01:28:25,338 - Man, what the fuck! - Action! 1857 01:28:27,575 --> 01:28:29,811 I'm forgetting the first line thing again. 1858 01:28:29,911 --> 01:28:32,079 Let me... one more time, what'd you say? 1859 01:28:33,548 --> 01:28:35,049 ♪ I gotta smoke something for this ♪ 1860 01:28:35,149 --> 01:28:41,055 ♪ ♪ 1861 01:28:41,155 --> 01:28:44,692 Am I not in this scene? 1862 01:28:44,792 --> 01:28:45,860 Sorry, man. 1863 01:28:51,364 --> 01:28:52,644 Why are you even awake right now? 1864 01:28:52,967 --> 01:28:55,378 Why are you even up... I'm sorry, I'm thrown off by that ringtone. 1865 01:28:55,402 --> 01:28:57,247 Can we not have Britney Spears ringtones go off? 1866 01:28:57,271 --> 01:28:58,739 Quiet all around. 1867 01:28:58,840 --> 01:28:59,941 Hold, plane. 1868 01:29:02,276 --> 01:29:04,111 Yes she just left like two minutes ago. 1869 01:29:05,947 --> 01:29:08,015 You wanna do your walking any louder? 1870 01:29:08,115 --> 01:29:09,584 That'd be good. 1871 01:29:09,684 --> 01:29:12,687 I know I wanted to be Batman, but maybe... 1872 01:29:12,787 --> 01:29:14,487 I wanna be Birdman. 1873 01:29:14,589 --> 01:29:18,593 So I can get these things shut the fuck up. 1874 01:29:18,693 --> 01:29:21,529 Make sure that keeps making noise 1875 01:29:21,629 --> 01:29:24,866 I fucking hate you, you fucking cement mixer. 1876 01:29:28,970 --> 01:29:30,972 Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, I hate you, ahhhhh! 1877 01:29:34,175 --> 01:29:36,409 He's taking a shower. 1878 01:29:36,510 --> 01:29:37,812 Holding for garbage. 1879 01:29:37,912 --> 01:29:41,582 The giantest garbage truck I've ever fucking seen! 1880 01:29:41,682 --> 01:29:43,392 Like, just weave, you gotta weave through... 1881 01:29:43,416 --> 01:29:44,616 Car: What would you like to... 1882 01:29:44,685 --> 01:29:46,129 Hold on, sorry, this car's yelling at me. 1883 01:29:46,153 --> 01:29:48,055 Fuck. Shit. Sorry. 1884 01:29:48,155 --> 01:29:50,558 You know what? She's just... it's her first day. 1885 01:29:50,658 --> 01:29:52,059 - Mm-hm. - There's um... 1886 01:29:52,159 --> 01:29:53,694 Car: What can I do for you? 1887 01:29:53,794 --> 01:29:56,530 C-3PO's going crazy. R2D2's going... 1888 01:29:56,631 --> 01:29:58,165 Guys, that's my IUD. 1889 01:29:59,634 --> 01:30:02,770 What is that? 1890 01:30:02,870 --> 01:30:05,706 This whole movie is just me looking over my shoulder 1891 01:30:05,806 --> 01:30:10,044 every second going, "what is that?" 1892 01:30:12,113 --> 01:30:14,749 Ahh fuck! Fuck! 1893 01:30:19,086 --> 01:30:21,656 ♪ ♪ 1894 01:30:23,490 --> 01:30:26,794 Cut. Let's reset. I'm just kidding. That's a wrap. 1895 01:30:26,894 --> 01:30:29,196 That lobster is not talking to you. 1896 01:30:31,399 --> 01:30:32,499 My God. 1897 01:30:32,667 --> 01:30:35,636 Imagine believing that a lobster can talk. 1898 01:30:35,736 --> 01:30:37,204 Oh you think you big huh? 1899 01:30:37,305 --> 01:30:39,340 There you go. Help yourself to that. 1900 01:30:40,875 --> 01:30:43,544 You're a big fucking stoner. 1901 01:30:45,478 --> 01:30:46,747 Get over here. Try it. 1902 01:30:46,847 --> 01:30:49,449 Get in here. Get in here. 1903 01:30:49,550 --> 01:30:51,953 Ha ha! I got you! 1904 01:31:00,695 --> 01:31:02,596 Dip me and I will kick your ass. 1905 01:31:02,697 --> 01:31:05,465 Bro, this motherfucker's still talking shit. 1906 01:31:05,566 --> 01:31:06,867 I'm talking shit? 1907 01:31:06,968 --> 01:31:09,236 I'm about to boil your ass, bro. 1908 01:31:09,337 --> 01:31:12,106 Oh, dip me deeper, dip me deeper. 1909 01:31:12,206 --> 01:31:13,874 Oh, hot demons. 1910 01:31:15,676 --> 01:31:18,079 Man, bon appe-tight, my brothas. 1911 01:31:22,016 --> 01:31:25,186 Man, you did all that prep for this shrimpy-ass lobster? 1912 01:31:25,286 --> 01:31:26,420 What you mean? 1913 01:31:26,520 --> 01:31:28,656 Bro, this is a limp shrimp biscuit bro? 1914 01:31:28,756 --> 01:31:31,559 Now you all talking shit, bro. I'm gonna take all this shit. 1915 01:31:34,628 --> 01:31:37,131 That's a wrap! 1916 01:31:42,870 --> 01:31:44,305 And cut! 1917 01:31:44,405 --> 01:31:45,573 That is a wrap 1918 01:31:45,673 --> 01:31:48,843 on season two finale of Good Bad People. 1919 01:31:48,943 --> 01:31:50,711 Let's hear it for our actors. 1920 01:31:55,950 --> 01:31:59,620 Stop that, please. Hold up. 1921 01:31:59,720 --> 01:32:01,655 Is that our fucking finale? 1922 01:32:01,756 --> 01:32:03,457 Can you be a little bit more professional? 1923 01:32:03,557 --> 01:32:05,493 - Thanks. - Piss off. 1924 01:32:05,593 --> 01:32:06,927 So glad this is over. 1925 01:32:10,464 --> 01:32:12,400 So you're telling me London Clash 1926 01:32:12,500 --> 01:32:15,936 goes through all of this in the course of one fucking day 1927 01:32:16,037 --> 01:32:18,406 because of a text message with a typo? 1928 01:32:18,507 --> 01:32:21,776 He's auditioning to become Batman. 1929 01:32:21,876 --> 01:32:23,653 He gets high and sends his mate to the meeting 1930 01:32:23,677 --> 01:32:25,379 and still gets the job. 1931 01:32:25,479 --> 01:32:28,115 What is he? The luckiest cunt in the world? 1932 01:32:31,452 --> 01:32:33,387 His stalker saves his life. 1933 01:32:33,487 --> 01:32:35,589 Leo breaks not one, but three urns 1934 01:32:35,689 --> 01:32:37,558 with his girlfriend's family in it 1935 01:32:37,658 --> 01:32:40,861 and his solution is to fill it up with weed ashes. 1936 01:32:41,996 --> 01:32:44,865 This is the worst ending I've ever seen. 1937 01:32:44,965 --> 01:32:47,468 You were at the table read. 1938 01:32:47,568 --> 01:32:49,170 Get me out of this. 1939 01:32:52,106 --> 01:32:53,574 You're all wankers. 1940 01:32:53,674 --> 01:32:55,209 Fuck! Why am I limping?